I'd sit on her finger.

Cloudbuster said:

Ewww

gooeythehamster said:

they lookin tough Grrr

I like the on eon the right. That's MY granny; telling others what to do.

Suddenly this story makes sense:

"Thousands of old people 'drugged'

The Lib Dems want tighter checks on care homes
More than 22,000 elderly people in nursing homes are being given powerful sedatives for no medical reason, it has been claimed"


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/h...242851.stm

lol shes very "alice" if you ever seen that show

Christopher said:

Nope.

Raspberry said:

Cloudbuster said:

you were there

I know these, though

Christopher said:

I'm gonna do terrible things to your ass.

Cloudbuster said:

you say that to all the Elderly Grannys

Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman
Batman and Robin too
Don't wanna cause a ruckus, but BA Baracus
Have I got a match for you
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies
She's got more bottle than United Dairies

Hang about
Look out
For Supergran

You can take your heroes, your Robert De Niros
Your Al Pacinos too
And big Stallone is just another phoney
He couldn't lace his shoes
After her they're all big girls blouses
She's got more front than a row of houses

Hang about
Look out
For Supergran

She's a serious granny (Supergran!)
A serious granny (Supergran!)
She'll do things that you never saw your granny do
Spoken: Is there nothing that she canny do?

Hang about
Look out
For Supergran

Christopher said:

It's you that goes on about them all the time. Go see your doctor.

Cloudbuster said:

:shame:

I enjoy my visits to the elderly center...you said they were normal

KeithyT said:

i think these ladies look like super grans

Christopher said:

The visits to the elderly centre are normal. You're not.

Cloudbuster said:

:Drool:

What the fuck is she doing?

Cloudbuster said:

Limbering up, getting ready to kick you out of the way when the bus comes. She wants the back seat...

Cloudbuster said:

I think shes got track practice soon so she needs that quick run around town

KeithyT said:

She can glady have the back seat after that performance.

Christopher said:

Or else she's gonna wrap her legs around your head.

:oldladysmell:

Cloudbuster said:

you know what? Ethel will send her killer dog after you

Christopher said:

You know what? Ethel's dog gives great head.

Cloudbuster said:

Omg!

Christopher said:

Shit!