okay... milty got me thinking about my secret religious fetish...

i find religious imagery VERY hot. the best sex i EVER had was in a confessional when i was much younger.

if other people confess i might tell you some toher crazy shit including my "jesus" story.

what's your secret fetish?







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wait you had sex with the priest or just in there?




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and if i told you it wouldnt be a secret

well i once got laid in a church too. well, actually they were still building it, it was just a building site.


know what? just the sound of that now sounds absolutely disgusting.

Christopher said:

just a friend... never done it with a real priest... just one in a priest outfit

Is that the same as the Jesus story?

Milty said:

man, i was just thinking it sounded rather vanilla compared to some of the places i have done it god, i was a ho...

Milty said:

Raspberry said:

no, no... the jesus story makes all this look like romper room. i ain't telling that story till i see some dark secrets... cause the jesus story is highly sacralegious

What about Jason Priestly

mrbungle said:

i have a dirty jason priestly story... hee hee

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okay, anyone remember the movie "calender girl"? i think i was about 17 or 18 when it came out, and i went to see it. being as the movie was a complete flop, and died quickly at the box office, it quickly ended up at the dollar theatre, and that was when i went to see it. i was the only person in the whole theatre, and i am watching it and hating it, when sudenly jason priestley gets butt nekkid in the movie for about a minute. they are on a nude beach, and it is showing his ass a lot, which instantly gets a rise outta me.

THEN he runs away from the camera into the ocean, and while he is running away, he turns and yells something over his shoulder. at the bottom of the shot, his dicks whips into frame but in a way few people would notice.

i noticed though.

i sat through the rest of the movie, and hid in a different screen untill "calender girl"starts the next show. i sneak back in and watch it again, and again am the only person in the theatre.

i wait, and the scene comes back on, and i totally dropped down in my seat and spanked it, shot into a napkin, went to the bathroom, washed my hands and left quickly

*sings lets all go to the lobby...*

So you rubbed one out to the priest! It's like 90210 or OU818

Christopher said:

your turn, christopher. confess something naughty

damn chris, you are crazazy!!!

mrbungle said:

endorphin74 said:

hi honey...

i wanna tell the jesus story, because it is mad funny and so perverted, but no one else is confessing

heheheheh yeah you're right...ewww.

cborgman said:

I'm tryina think of a good story...but the closest i've ever come to religious sex was in a parking lot!

endorphin74 said:

it doesn't have to be religious themed... just very naughty and dark and/or wild.

i can toad think of one 4 u u already told me

cborgman said:

endorphin74 said:

i didn't breathe a word

Secret, me,

Aside from my many other countless perversions which I'm sure everyone knows about by now, gothic sex really gets me going. I don't want to be turned on in a religious scenes because I think that's in conflict with my beliefs...

but I've always wanted to have sex in a coffin (With the lid open, I get a bit claustrophobic)

CAMILLE4U said:

i almost subtlitled this thread : "a camille4u tribute"

sex in a coffin would be so hot. with the lid closed would kinda be hot too.

Hey Hey! Borgman gets my vote every time.

I've always had a sacrilegous side. I've always wanted to do it with a girl dressed as a nun. I got so close, as my last girlfriend & I were off to a fancy dress party on a musicals theme. She wanted me 2 sort the costumes, so I booker her a nun's habit & myself a Hitler costume (The Producers, remember?). Sadly, we split on the day of the party. I think she must have read my mind & been VERY afraid!

However, actual blasphemous sex acts? One. I lost my virginity on a war memorial next to a big cross. The girl I was dating was weirder than me & would only consent to sex if we did it there. She said that was where she wanted to loose it because she could see it from her college.

cborgman said:

I was thinking with the lib open, and I'm on top, so I'm looking down at my baby moma lying inside smiling up at me. Although, thinking twice, being underneath and looking up into the world from my box, WOW... this is really doin it 4 me!

daned said:

Hot... How about a catholic school girl uniform.

cborgman said:

daned said:

NICE!!

the nun thing would have been SOOO hot!

When will they ever learn, When will they learn. When the prey become the predator life goes in an evil full circle. Why hide behind religion, just be free

CAMILLE4U said:

i hafta add that one to my list