CAMILLE4U said:

Don't dear, I'm sure u'll find somebody who wants to have vamp sex with u

cborgman said:

Try Poppy Z. Brite's "Lost Souls" and "Drawing Blood" dear.

damn... killed my own thread

well, i put all kinds of warnings up... no one can complain

Teacher said:

i read something of heres.. i think it was called exquisate corpse or romthing... was really odd

cborgman said:

U didn't, it turned me on, so I just posted something nice

mrbungle said:

i have a dirty jason priestly story... hee hee

[warning]
ICKY WARNING!

LEAVE THREAD NOW IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!

STOP BLOODY READING!!
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okay, anyone remember the movie "calender girl"? i think i was about 17 or 18 when it came out, and i went to see it. being as the movie was a complete flop, and died quickly at the box office, it quickly ended up at the dollar theatre, and that was when i went to see it. i was the only person in the whole theatre, and i am watching it and hating it, when sudenly jason priestley gets butt nekkid in the movie for about a minute. they are on a nude beach, and it is showing his ass a lot, which instantly gets a rise outta me.

THEN he runs away from the camera into the ocean, and while he is running away, he turns and yells something over his shoulder. at the bottom of the shot, his dicks whips into frame but in a way few people would notice.

i noticed though.

i sat through the rest of the movie, and hid in a different screen untill "calender girl"starts the next show. i sneak back in and watch it again, and again am the only person in the theatre.

i wait, and the scene comes back on, and i totally dropped down in my seat and spanked it, shot into a napkin, went to the bathroom, washed my hands and left quickly

cborgman said:

Wow, that a lot of waiting around just for one

As a drunk and naïve teen
I once went down on a girl in an alleyway
Later when I went to a convenience/gas station to use the bathroom
People were pointing and staring
When I got to the bathroom I saw in the mirror
The entire lower half of my face was covered in blood
I had been walking around town like that

More recently I got a blowjob in a cemetery

alright...


god, i am gonna regret this, i know it...

WARNING!!!

do not read the following post if you are easily offended by graphic stories of gay sex, acralegious topics, or really horrid things.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


when i was about 17, i had a purely sexual relationship with this rock musician (no one famous). we used to really embrace our naughty side, and cherished our depravity. a few minor examples include doing it in a cemetary, calling one another degrading names during sex, and the time i blew him while he was jamming on his guitar, refusing to let him stop, and everytime he would hit a wrong note i would bite his dick.

the best one...

he had a very jesus like look. had shoulder length wavy hair and facial hairy very much like the portaits you see of jesus that have the pale skin and blue eyes.

there was one time he was fucking me. i say fucking cause it was. it wasn't making love, it wasn't having sex, it was a good hard FUCK. he was between my legs, and i was under him on my back.

the cieling of his bedroom had one of those lights with the glass globe over it that makes the funny little shafts of light that are brighter in alternating lines.

all it one, i realized as i looked up at him that from my point of view, with the globe backlighting him, i could not see his face, and his hair was being pulled down by gravity towards me, and the light being right behind his head to the point i could not see the actual light, but the way the actual shafts of light emitted from behind his head, it looked like i was getting fucked by jesus, with his halo of light.

i almost immediatly came, and it ended up being one of only two times i have ever had multiple orgasms with in two minutes of one another.

paintsprayer said:

is there an :eww: emoticon?

minneapolisgenius said:

i was a horny high school student.

I thought that was going to be way worse. If you chould have seen all the scenarios that were running through my head when you said "the Jesus story"...

minneapolisgenius said:

i wanna ask... but i am afraid to

Here’s another bloody one, I know I typed this somewhere recently but I don’t think it was here.

Years ago my wife and I had had a few drinks and were making love

She reached out in the dark and broke my nose
At first in agony I attempted to continue
Then the blood started
Holy shit did the blood start
I said don’t worry I’ll be back and went into the bathroom
She came in a few minutes later
Her naked body was covered in blood
When I stopped bleeding we got in the shower
The drain looked like physco

If I don't know martina better I think this thread may have something to do with her sudden departure.

If I don't know martina better I think this thread may have something to do with her sudden departure.

PEJ said:

and i doubt it was cuz of the sex inuendos ..

PEJ said:

god, i hope not

cborgman said:

the peta pic is pretty gruesome... I just saw it tonite

man, i was just thinking it sounded rather vanilla compared to some of the places i have done it god, i was a ho...

cborgman said:

Was?

So, the church sucks and you like it like that?