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When will they ever learn, When will they learn. When the prey become the predator life goes in an evil full circle. Why hide behind religion, just be free not quite what i had in mind... in my fantasies, i am an adult Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: i noticed though. i sat through the rest of the movie, and hid in a different screen untill "calender girl"starts the next show. i sneak back in and watch it again, and again am the only person in the theatre. i wait, and the scene comes back on, and i totally dropped down in my seat and spanked it, shot into a napkin, went to the bathroom, washed my hands and left quickly  
I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine. One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. | |
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cborgman said: mrbungle said:
When will they ever learn, When will they learn. When the prey become the predator life goes in an evil full circle. Why hide behind religion, just be free not quite what i had in mind... in my fantasies, i am an adult Sorry about that, I felt the need to make a political statement. I figured it worked with the confessions part but sorry if your offended with a little thread jacking. I still like the Jason Priestly post, funny but this isn't | |
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mrbungle said: When will they ever learn, When will they learn. When the prey become the predator life goes in an evil full circle. Why hide behind religion, just be free
Nice point, well made. But that's not the case here, and it certainly isn't with me. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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Raspberry said: cborgman said: i noticed though. i sat through the rest of the movie, and hid in a different screen untill "calender girl"starts the next show. i sneak back in and watch it again, and again am the only person in the theatre. i wait, and the scene comes back on, and i totally dropped down in my seat and spanked it, shot into a napkin, went to the bathroom, washed my hands and left quickly
I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine. One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. now you do realize you hafta tell us the story now, right? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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mrbungle said: cborgman said: mrbungle said:
When will they ever learn, When will they learn. When the prey become the predator life goes in an evil full circle. Why hide behind religion, just be free not quite what i had in mind... in my fantasies, i am an adult Sorry about that, I felt the need to make a political statement. I figured it worked with the confessions part but sorry if your offended with a little thread jacking. I still like the Jason Priestly post, funny but this isn't not offended at all... just don't want my fantasies to be confused as in any way condoning actual molestation. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Raspberry said: I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine.
One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. U poor babe  NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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cborgman said: Raspberry said: cborgman said: i noticed though. i sat through the rest of the movie, and hid in a different screen untill "calender girl"starts the next show. i sneak back in and watch it again, and again am the only person in the theatre. i wait, and the scene comes back on, and i totally dropped down in my seat and spanked it, shot into a napkin, went to the bathroom, washed my hands and left quickly
I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine. One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. now you do realize you hafta tell us the story now, right? ... I haven't told the story since that day and don't intend to start now ... still waiting for the Jesus one though | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine.
One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. U poor babe Thank you | |
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not offended at all... just don't want my fantasies to be confused as in any way condoning actual molestation. My Bust, I totally understand. I Fucked up something funny. Maybe this will get it back on track. What about this slut,,,  | |
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Raspberry said: cborgman said: Raspberry said: cborgman said: i noticed though. i sat through the rest of the movie, and hid in a different screen untill "calender girl"starts the next show. i sneak back in and watch it again, and again am the only person in the theatre. i wait, and the scene comes back on, and i totally dropped down in my seat and spanked it, shot into a napkin, went to the bathroom, washed my hands and left quickly
I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine. One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. now you do realize you hafta tell us the story now, right? ... I haven't told the story since that day and don't intend to start now ... still waiting for the Jesus one thoughthe jesus story is still waiting for people to get really nughty... it's awfully graphic, and cant really be told mildly. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Raspberry said: CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine.
One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. U poor babe Thank you I don't wish to be crude but this is 100% true. Once a photo taken of me fingure banging a girl at a party... and my asstant manager saw it and told everyone at work. I went into work and a friend of mine asked "How do U feel?" and my boss said "With his hands!" NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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mrbungle said: not offended at all... just don't want my fantasies to be confused as in any way condoning actual molestation. My Bust, I totally understand. I Fucked up something funny. Maybe this will get it back on track. What about this slut,,, [/img] actually, you didn't fuck it up at all. i am glad you brought that up, cause i would not have thought to specify the dinstinction otherwise, and don't ant people reading something terrible into my statements and fantasies Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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mrbungle said: Who's the princess in the back? NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine.
One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. U poor babe Thank you I don't wish to be crude but this is 100% true. Once a photo taken of me fingure banging a girl at a party... and my asstant manager saw it and told everyone at work. I went into work and a friend of mine asked "How do U feel?" and my boss said "With his hands!" oh, god, poor you!
but that is a good one!  that is a picture i would kill to see!Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine.
One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. U poor babe Thank you I don't wish to be crude but this is 100% true. Once a photo taken of me fingure banging a girl at a party... and my asstant manager saw it and told everyone at work. I went into work and a friend of mine asked "How do U feel?" and my boss said "With his hands!" oh, god, poor you!
but that is a good one! that is a picture i would kill to see!I'm curious to see it myself! (I never have, but I remember grining drunkenly at the camera, and constantly calling her the wrong name. I'm not sure of who she was right now if I'm honest.) NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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cborgman said: the jesus story is still waiting for people to get really nughty... it's awfully graphic, and cant really be told mildly. | |
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Raspberry said: cborgman said: the jesus story is still waiting for people to get really nughty... it's awfully graphic, and cant really be told mildly. Yeah, we're all adults. Come on Chris, deliver the goods - you know you want to! "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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Raspberry said: cborgman said: the jesus story is still waiting for people to get really nughty... it's awfully graphic, and cant really be told mildly. I think I want to hear it... I'm not too sure. If it's gonna be bad taste... then I'm right up for it. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: I will never forget getting drunk at work during a party one lunchtime. We were all supposed to go back to work but I'd had waaay too much wine.
One of my colleagues called me over to some people I vaguely knew and said "we're swapping naughty storiesdhere" ... so, me being me, I sat down with them and said "well have I got a story for you" ... and proceeded to tell them about a sexual fantasy I'd had which had been fulfilled by having sex with my boyfriend in a (very) public place. Anyway, I finished telling the story and, even in my inebriated state, could tell it hadn't gone down as well as it should have. Embarrassingly, everyone looked aghast. My colleague just said simply "we were talking about being naughty when we were at school". I made my excuses and left. U poor babe Thank you I don't wish to be crude but this is 100% true. Once a photo taken of me fingure banging a girl at a party... and my asstant manager saw it and told everyone at work. I went into work and a friend of mine asked "How do U feel?" and my boss said "With his hands!" hahahahaha ... very witty
When we first got the internet at work I was teaching the guys to surf for porn, cos a lot of them hadn't seen the net before. A picture of a woman was downloading, top to bottom, and when it got to her stomach, she had a bag of onions laying on it - we were all  ... anyway when it got further down, the final onion was placed somewhere where it really would make your eyes water.
When I left that job, around a year later, nearly every bugger in the building sent me an onion as a goodbye present | |
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I would tell y'all if I had any nasty stories, but I don't. For real. 
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Raspberry said: When I left that job, around a year later, nearly every bugger in the building sent me an onion as a goodbye present
They let U look at porn at work. I'm in the wrong business! [This message was edited Sun Nov 2 10:47:25 PST 2003 by CAMILLE4U] NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: When I left that job, around a year later, nearly every bugger in the building sent me an onion as a goodbye present
They let U look at porn at work. I'm in the wrong business! [This message was edited Sun Nov 2 10:47:25 PST 2003 by CAMILLE4U] ... it was in the days before they had rules | |
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Teacher said: I would tell y'all if I had any nasty stories, but I don't. For real.
Yet All U need is one nite alone with me, and I promise Ull probably get a 2 novel and a movie deal. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: I would tell y'all if I had any nasty stories, but I don't. For real.
Yet All U need is one nite alone with me, and I promise Ull probably get a 2 novel and a movie deal.   
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Raspberry said: CAMILLE4U said: Raspberry said: When I left that job, around a year later, nearly every bugger in the building sent me an onion as a goodbye present
They let U look at porn at work. I'm in the wrong business! [This message was edited Sun Nov 2 10:47:25 PST 2003 by CAMILLE4U] ... it was in the days before they had rules Damn. Sounds like one hell of a time. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: I would tell y'all if I had any nasty stories, but I don't. For real.
Yet All U need is one nite alone with me, and I promise Ull probably get a 2 novel and a movie deal.
Prolly :p That's if the doctor sorts out my phimosis  NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: I would tell y'all if I had any nasty stories, but I don't. For real.
Yet All U need is one nite alone with me, and I promise Ull probably get a 2 novel and a movie deal.
Prolly :p That's if the doctor sorts out my phimosis The what? Never mind, not sure I need to know Hope u are well though  | |
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