Sweeny79 said:

Dick size, hope it's wide angle

mdiver said:

Well in that case can they send me the results? I want to know where all the good men hang out and which bars to aviod.

mdiver said:

Me too. I am bored.

jeremyfaulkner said:

I just want out of here 24hrs and counting

mdiver said:

Just ONE day?

I want to retire!

jeremyfaulkner said:

No mate ,work is a buzz when you enjoy it anyway how am I going to afford that yacht you want to swan about on if I don't make my millions?

mdiver said:

Then stop posting and go back to work.
Make me a HOUSE!
NOW!

Ya know...at this nightclub I used to go wif my girlfriends n my cousin...whenever we'd go to da ladies together...we'd ofcourse pass da males...nuffin so unusual bout dat...UNTIL i noticed there was a window near da guys urinals...so u could see da guys face when he's takin a pee,and be waved at !!! straaange concept

jeremyfaulkner said:

Yes boss

mdiver said:

Uhm.

And now take a look underneath my desk. Something needs dusting.

jeremyfaulkner said:

Surely its not been so long that it has got dusty!

For some stupid reason, my bladder won't function if theres someone standin next to me at a urinal. So then I just stand there doin nothing and they look at me like Im nuts.

Whoever dreamt up the modern day layout for a mens bathroom is a sicko. There should be nice big walls between each urinal to give you some privacy.

The last thing I need to see is some Wilford Brimley lookalike come up beside me and pluck out his 2 inch saggy old penis and start taking a leak.

mdiver said:

No, but since yesterday it might needs some polishing, k?

jeremyfaulkner said:

K

mdiver said:

Let's get a room then.
With a stacked minibar.
And a waterbed.

jeremyfaulkner said:

Already got the waterbed

I love showing off my cock at urinals- it pisses me off when others don't

Lack of graffiti on toilet walls. It always provides reading entertainment.

mdiver said:

Gooey kick Mrs Phil outa da bed