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Happy Halloween A man was walking home alone late one night when he
hears a... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. . . . . Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him . . . . . .BUMP... . . . .BUMP... . . . .BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him . . . . . .faster... . . .faster... . . . .BUMP... . . . .BUMP... . . . .BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... clappity-BUMP... . . . .clappity-BUMP... . . .clappity-BUMP... . . . clappity-BUMP... . . . . on the heels of the terrified man... . . Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. . . . With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. . . . The man screams and reaches for something, anything ...but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! . . . Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin . . . . .the coffin stops | |
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That...was...horrible.  I GOT YA, I GOT YA, I GOT YA PUNKASS! REPEAT | |
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Happy Halloween orgers  | |
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   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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I liked it. "a poor fool indeed is a man who adopts a manner of thinking for others" | |
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That was funny!!!
Happy Halloween back at ya! | |
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Rough Crowd.
Try the clam chowder, I'll be lurking all week. | |
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Happy Halloween to all my little witches and warlocks. | |
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Awww, thanks that was cute...  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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the coffin musta been a syrup-head.  | |
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HAVE A FUN AND SAFE HALLOWEEN EVERYONE !!! | |
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