have u ever just wanted 2 kick some1 ass & not get arrested?

i swear if i didn't have 2 take care of my son & my family i'd tell Upper Mgmt at my job 2 kiss my ass & rot in hell...


have u or do u wish u could just satisfy that feeling?

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Hello, 9-11?

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((i'm not always positive))... i hate my job but i like what i do, does that make any sense?

[This message was edited Mon Oct 20 22:03:34 PDT 2003 by AnotherLoverToo]

What's going on?

PurpleLove7 said:

Just Go Postal on 'em!

2 my boss' head & his boss' head & they're boss' head!

althom said:

We're Killing Bill!!
[This message was edited Mon Oct 20 22:17:14 PDT 2003 by AnotherLoverToo]

PurpleLove7 said:

yeh man i understand...

i mean... have u ever just wanted 2 kick some1's arse/ass? just on pure principle... u know, smack they ass in the head with a steel chair or some other heavy object.

i need 2 stop watchin' the WWE. NOT!!!

PurpleLove7 said:

yes i want to do that right now

Christopher said:

Well let's go then

Sweeny79 said:

not you..but if you really wanna box

PurpleLove7 said:

Yep, I've felt that. Don't let them push U too hard. Feel free to kick their ass when the time is right!

PurpleLove7 said:

Had a bad day???

PurpleLove7 said:

Yes...i've always thought about taking a machine gun to several hundead co-workers, not a day goes by when i don't think about it.

PurpleLove7 said:

When I was a kid, I used to kick the shit out of my imaginery friend because I would always win. It made me feel really great! It wasnt like Fight Club - I didn't hit myself. Because my imaginery friend was made of air, everytime he hit me, I wouldn't feel anything, however I would always 'anticipate the blow'...you know, just in case my friend suddenly turned into something harder!

I used to do this a lot while watching Rocky on TV at Christmas time...used to piss everyone off, but my brother would encourage me by shouting "Raise you guard!" or "Work those feet!" until my dad slapped him.

Do this during a meeting with your boss. Pretend that an imaginery colleague spilt his imaginery coffee on your lap!

Once you've won the fight, your boss will think you're so hard, that he'd probably ask you to leave your job because he thinks you should be a professional bodyguard! That's exactly what happened to me!!! I'm still going for interviews at the moment, but apparently these past 5 years have been 'pretty dry' as far as the bodyguarding scene goes. I have even demonstrated my techniques during interview, when for instance, an imaginery cleaner happened to call the interviewer "a slag", and I felt obliged to use my self-defence. These past years I've had many similar interviews, but "over qualified" has been the typical response so far...