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Are you a pervert - EASY TEST Hello my orger dears,
It's come to my notice that some of us, like our lil' pixie pal Prince, are perverts. However, I've noticed a prude contingent out there, as well as a sexually indifferent colony. Let's sort this out once and for all. Simply test yourself on these questions and tot up your score. You begin with 1 point for being an org member. Each answer has a point adjustment after it. 1. Sex to me is... a) Something my partner always wants (-1) b) Something I want (+1) C) The most natural, beautiful and healthy thing a gang of ten people can do together (+4) 2. Masterbation is... a) Disgusting (-2) b) Perfectly natural (+1) C) Great fun on the bus (+6) 3. My first sexual experience was in:- a) High school (+1) b) Prison (-2) c) At school until the police arrived & spoilt it all (+5) 4. Now look at the following pictures and answer the simple question "Would you?". If the answer is 'Yes' then claim the points at the side of the picture. Understand? Good, then let's go and stare at people in a shallow, vacuous manner...  (+1)
 (+1) Loose 4 points if you think she's meant 2 b changing a light bulb.
Okay, let's get a little darker... 
(+3)  (+3)
Right, still with me? One more pair of pictures for you:-  (+6)
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Now count up your score on a sheet of paper, roll up the paper and use it smeer amyl nitrate over the orange and stuff the orange into your mouth. Then pull the gimp mask over your head. There's no need for maths! If you got this far, you are a pervert. Welcome to the club. See you round at Ian's on Tuesday, bring wine & lube. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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Should I bother doing the test? NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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YEA I am a pervert!!! I always knew I was!  "a poor fool indeed is a man who adopts a manner of thinking for others" | |
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 Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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1. Sex to me is...
b) Something I want (+1) 2. Masterbation is... C) Great fun on the bus (+6) 3. My first sexual experience was in:- a) High school (+1) (the closest answer) 4. Just Kylie (+1) Total = 9 (Not to bad concidering I know I'm worse) NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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daned said: (+9) Ahhh...the Krankies. God bless these slightly sinister Scottish entertainers. | |
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Number23 said: Ahhh...the Krankies.
God bless these slightly sinister Scottish entertainers. FAN-DABBY-DOESY NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Number23 said: Ahhh...the Krankies.
God bless these slightly sinister Scottish entertainers. FAN-DABBY-DOESY That's the spirit! | |
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<--- pervert  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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:WOOT:VOTE FOR JUSTKELLEY AS THE OFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST :WOOT: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
the original org kisser...:K: proud member of the 4F | |
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JustKelley, can you cure me? "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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No test needed. Perv, very sexual and love that quality about myself.
I'm not a manwhore or a Mangina though, let's be clear | |
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