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Thread started 10/07/03 1:46am

Vibrator

Bloody skunks!

This is the second time I´ve been sprayed by a skunk since I came to Canada less than a month ago. Those damn stinkers just won´t leave me alone!

I thought they only sprayed when they were attacked or threatened, but they actually seem to enjoy it! They sneak up behind me and give it all they got. Then they strut away looking like they´ve just had the best sex of their lives.

The next time I see one I´m gonna catch it and dump it in the washer for a ten hour spin.

Anybody out there who knows a good way to get rid of the smell? It´s bloody everywhere!!!
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Reply #1 posted 10/07/03 1:52am

irresistibleb1
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tomato juice is supposed to help get rid of the smell on your body after you've been sprayed - seems like that wouldn't help much with your clothes, tho! wink
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Reply #2 posted 10/07/03 2:05am

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Get out of Canada
WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY!
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Reply #3 posted 10/07/03 2:25am

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irresistibleb1tch said:

tomato juice is supposed to help get rid of the smell on your body after you've been sprayed - seems like that wouldn't help much with your clothes, tho! wink


Thanks for the advice. I hope you´re talking about drinking tomato juice though. I´m not too crazy about the idea of rubbing it all over my body... But if that´s what I gotta do, then I´m gonna do it. The smell is turning me into an insomniac.
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Reply #4 posted 10/07/03 2:29am

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noepie said:

Get out of Canada


evillol

Yeah, it´s starting to seem like a healthy option. They even have the Black Widow (and all her friends and relatives) here. So I´m not exactly enjoying the local wildlife so far.
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Reply #5 posted 10/07/03 3:24am

irresistibleb1
tch

Vibrator said:

irresistibleb1tch said:

tomato juice is supposed to help get rid of the smell on your body after you've been sprayed - seems like that wouldn't help much with your clothes, tho! wink


Thanks for the advice. I hope you´re talking about drinking tomato juice though. I´m not too crazy about the idea of rubbing it all over my body... But if that´s what I gotta do, then I´m gonna do it. The smell is turning me into an insomniac.


you can certainly drink some (hey, it's good for ya!), but i'm afraid it's gonna have to be a tomato juice shower. who knows, it could be a new fetish in the making!
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Reply #6 posted 10/07/03 4:28am

REDFEATHERS

falloff Sorry, but that is some funny shit! lol
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Reply #7 posted 10/07/03 11:55am

Tom

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But they're adorable!!!

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Reply #8 posted 10/07/03 11:56am

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Where you living Vibrator? I have never encountered one. Don't bug them they won't spray you.
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Reply #9 posted 10/07/03 12:18pm

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compare the smell to something
for us orgers u only have to put up with squirrels stealing their nuts
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Reply #10 posted 10/07/03 1:35pm

JDINTERACTIVE

I dont know whether 2 laugh or cry!

boxed tee-he-he, snigger
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Reply #11 posted 10/07/03 1:50pm

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

I dont know whether 2 laugh or cry!

boxed tee-he-he, snigger


no no no!


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Reply #12 posted 10/08/03 2:12am

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luv4u said:

Where you living Vibrator? I have never encountered one. Don't bug them they won't spray you.


I live in Vancouver. Most people here haven´t encountered any skunks...but that´s probably because they´re all over at my place! mad

I don´t bug them. I actually try to stay away from them. But they just seem to luuurrvve me. Maybe they just got a thing for people from Sweden.

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Reply #13 posted 10/08/03 2:13am

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Reply #14 posted 10/08/03 2:18am

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irresistibleb1tch said:


you can certainly drink some (hey, it's good for ya!), but i'm afraid it's gonna have to be a tomato juice shower. who knows, it could be a new fetish in the making!


Nah, I´m already into rubbing myself with pineapple juice. I don´t think it would mix too well with tomatoes.
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Reply #15 posted 10/08/03 2:19am

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Reply #17 posted 10/08/03 2:24am

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gooeythehamster said:



I don´t mind Pepe. He doesn´t spray. And at least he´s got some manners. Canadian skunks should learn from him.
hmmm Wonder if they´re nicer in Quebec...
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Reply #18 posted 10/08/03 2:26am

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Pepe rocks. He is SO mediterenean...
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Reply #19 posted 10/08/03 2:27am

REDFEATHERS

What does it smell like? hmm
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