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Testicles a complete useless part of the male anatomy, their placement anyway...i wake today, late has hell so i zip up real fast not noticing that they are hanging low...and then OUCH!, yeah, it hurt 
i mean, why do they hand there anyway? why cant they be tucked in somewhere safe...oh the mysteries of life... but someone offered to make them feel better once i got 2 college  so it aint all bad  | |
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i was gonna offer to help...but it seems you already have the help  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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They have to be outside the body. Body temp is not ideal for sperm. So you can either have them down there or wear 'em around your neck. I think God made a good choice. [This message was edited Thu Oct 2 12:12:59 PDT 2003 by EvilSkittle] | |
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EvilSkittle said: They have to be outside the body. Body temp is not ideal for sperm. So you can either have them down their or wear 'em around your neck. I think God made a good choice.
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EvilSkittle said: They have to be outside the body. Body temp is not ideal for sperm. So you can either have them down their or wear 'em around your neck. I think God made a good choice.
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EvilSkittle said: They have to be outside the body. Body temp is not ideal for sperm. So you can either have them down their or wear 'em around your neck. I think God made a good choice.
  
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EvilSkittle said: They have to be outside the body. Body temp is not ideal for sperm. So you can either have them down their or wear 'em around your neck. I think God made a good choice.
i did say tucked in somewhere else out of harms way | |
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Ardeo said: a complete useless part of the male anatomy, their placement anyway...i wake today, late has hell so i zip up real fast not noticing that they are hanging low...and then OUCH!, yeah, it hurt
i mean, why do they hand there anyway? why cant they be tucked in somewhere safe...oh the mysteries of life... but someone offered to make them feel better once i got 2 college so it aint all bad hey, she only offered | |
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Ardeo said: Ardeo said: a complete useless part of the male anatomy, their placement anyway...i wake today, late has hell so i zip up real fast not noticing that they are hanging low...and then OUCH!, yeah, it hurt
i mean, why do they hand there anyway? why cant they be tucked in somewhere safe...oh the mysteries of life... but someone offered to make them feel better once i got 2 college so it aint all bad hey, she only offered so you are saving yourself for me ?  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Ardeo said: a complete useless part of the male anatomy, their placement anyway...i wake today, late has hell so i zip up real fast not noticing that they are hanging low...and then OUCH!, yeah, it hurt
i mean, why do they hand there anyway? why cant they be tucked in somewhere safe...oh the mysteries of life... but someone offered to make them feel better once i got 2 college so it aint all bad ouch. i doubled over just reading this. i did that ONCE, when I was about 5, wearing those one piece zippered pajamas. ow-eee!!! hope u're all better! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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I know, why can't they be internal? As well as the fact that they'd be safe from harm there will be less sweat in ya boxers and very little pubic hair on the bog seat! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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What can I say other than...I love them!
Teabagging anyone?  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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<---is glad to not have external 'nads! 
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EvilSkittle said: They have to be outside the body. Body temp is not ideal for sperm. So you can either have them down there or wear 'em around your neck. I think God made a good choice.
[This message was edited Thu Oct 2 12:12:59 PDT 2003 by EvilSkittle] God obviously forgot to give 2the9s that choice. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: <---is glad to not have external'nads!
Yeah but you have boobies!! Those get squished too, although it can't hurt nearly as much as getting your nuts smooshed! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: What can I say other than...I love them!
Teabagging anyone?  | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: <---is glad to not have external'nads!
Yeah but you have boobies!! Those get squished too, although it can't hurt nearly as much as getting your nuts smooshed! oh man!!! fellas, do not ever punch a woman in the boobage...that shit hurts!!!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: <---is glad to not have external'nads!
Yeah but you have boobies!! Those get squished too, although it can't hurt nearly as much as getting your nuts smooshed! oh man!!! fellas, do not ever punch a woman in the boobage...that shit hurts!!! Increase that by 1,000,000 and that's what it feel like to get hit in the nuts!! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: What can I say other than...I love them!
Meee too. Anyone don't like theirs, give them to me and I'll save them in Ball jars. I'll whip up some testicle preserves, just like grandma used to make. | |
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Anxiety said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: What can I say other than...I love them!
Meee too. Anyone don't like theirs, give them to me and I'll save them in Ball jars. I'll whip up some testicle preserves, just like grandma used to make. They did WHAT??!.... 
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i think they're perfect, just exactly where they are. the only better place i can imagine them being is in my mouth. | |
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Ardeo said: so i zip up real fast
Wear underwear, dude. | |
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LOL...oh lord!  | |
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AaronMaximus said: i think they're perfect, just exactly where they are. the only better place i can imagine them being is in my mouth.
Yer own? :O | |
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