TWATS 'r' US...

Or...(alternative version:) 'THAT MAGICAL PLACE, WE'RE ON OUR WAY THERE... WITH PRINCE AND HIS MINIONS ALL UNDER ONE ROOF...IT'S CALLED: FUCK 'u' UP...

POSTED 'OVER THERE' - Sunday, September 28, 2003:
I got there around midnight. Things were cool at first, but around 1am most of the ladies started dissappearing. That's when I saw Club Berlin for what I think it really is... a gay club. Labor Day things were pretty mixed, but this time heterosexuals were in the minority. Guys were freaking each other all around me, and it became a bit too much for even me.

Marcia is from Brasil, and was the only girl left that I was interested in. She was shocked that I came all the way from Cincinnati, OH just to party with the music. She said most people come for the lifestyle. Her friend was from Bosnia, and was trying to hook her up with a straight guy, so he persuaded her to me. But when we danced, she kept getting taken by a mob of gay guys, and I mean that literally. They would squeeze in between us, like some were assigned to block me, while the others would move her to where they were. She was into it, so we all kept dancing. But by the end of the night she seemed to want them more than me, so I left in state in a state of confusion. Why would a straight woman looking for a straight man spend most of her time freaking gay men on the dance floor? But then I remembered what God taught me about homosexuality... it's a world where the people unknowingly live in state of confusion, and if you get too involved, you'll end up in a state of confusion too. So I called it a night and thanked God for the wisdom.

I hope I didn't offend anyone, but the main reason I'm even writing this is because I don't want any heterosexual males to find out the way I did. I know people who are gay, and I have an open mind, so I was able to handle it. But not all heterosexual men would've been so understanding. I guess my mistake was assuming that Labor Day's party was how it always is. The music was all that, the people were friendly, but I need women to interact with when it comes to a physical level, so needless to say, I don't know when I'm coming back. Maybe I need to come early when the crowds are more mixed. But I am grateful I got to experience all that I did. God bless the NPGMC.
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Tim

Thanku NPGMC (NPG Muppet Club) - I've seen the light, I repent my sinful evil ways, I cast out the demon within me, and have embraced Jeeesus - JEEESSSEUUSSS as my rightful saviour.

U have turned my life around Prince, thanku 4 showing me the light - I am here 2 spread your rightous word oh great purple one.

Do I get my 2.5 fucking kids now?

Fuckwits.
[This message was edited Tue Sep 30 13:12:04 PDT 2003 by bananacologne]

But then I remembered what God taught me about homosexuality... it's a world where the people unknowingly live in state of confusion, and if you get too involved, you'll end up in a state of confusion too. So I called it a night and thanked God for the wisdom.

Love thy neighbour, love thy neighbour, love thy neighbour. Erm, dont know much about the Bible but erm, that was from there was it not.

I hope I didn't offend anyone, but the main reason I'm even writing this is because I don't want any heterosexual males to find out the way I did. I know people who are gay, and I have an open mind, so I was able to handle it

Find out what? And ffs, Im heterosexual male and Oh, like Id be so bothered?! But hey I might not be able 2 'handle' my friend dancing and having fun with gay guys. Hey, I might just kick up a fight and ruin it 4 every1. Cause thats what God would tell me 2 do.

God bless the NPGMC.

Fuck off NPGMC if thats the kind of shit it embraces. More and more I feel that $25 was money down the drain that I can ill afford in my life right now.

sad, sad, sad...

man, i swear i am writing out a check for 25 bucks to ben... would much rather support this site than that crap hole

cborgman said:

AMEN. BEN - ARE YOU LISTENING?

I am really interested to see if that thread gets deleted or not. I really, truly hope it does. My hope for him is that he doesn't return to the parties at Berlin. Wouldn't want to get any gay germs on him or his straight male buddies. Oh, now I see...I am just living in a state of confusion...I just thought I was attracted to both sexes. Go figure!!

Some gay guys get freaked by straight girls!



...and roll with the flow.

Now this person knows what it's like for every gay person to swim in a sea of Heterosexuality. It aint always comfortable but this certainly sounds like people just wanting to have fun and nothing more...

I actually thought Prince was opening a toy shop when I opened this thread. U can imagine my dissapoint when I found out it was about another loony story from the Aslylum.


[This message was edited Tue Sep 30 13:37:33 PDT 2003 by JDINTERACTIVE]

Did I miss something? What does the NPGMC have to do with this guy's experience?

bananacologne said:

And I love the way you're throwing "Muppets" around -- it always makes me laugh!!!

madartista said:

God told them that people cant have a 'funky good time' apparently.

stymie said:

It will be interesting if they delete it or not...man it's gonna be sad if Prince ever decides to voice whatever type of Watchtower opinion he has on us homos...

madartista said:

The NPGMC should have deleted this immediately as it is offensive to some of its members. As far as what this guy is saying, i.e., needing some women to interact with on a physical level cough cough **fornicator**cough cough, why does being in a club with gay people threaten anyone's sexuality or relationship with God? I was there at this party and I didn't witness any of the freaking he is referring to. Plus, I don't know if Berlin is a gay club or not for sure but isn't it possible that this crowd was the crowd that Prince draws?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Here's Deja:

I'm desperately trying to find the thread that this is posted on. I want to attack this person!!!

Some people are so fucking sick!
Thanks for reminding me why I NEVER go over there. I haven't been there for months and was thinking of hopping over there tonight, now I know better.

madartista said:

That's what I'm wondering.

How does one person's posting about a fan-party in Chicago somehow become representative of the NPGMC or all its members?

minneapolisgenius said:

NuPwrSoul said:

One thing that comes to mind is their mantra on the U Tell Us section (which I'm assuming is the way this post found it's way onto the site):

“Disrespect, anger and ill-will can only destroy the vessel that contains it.”
These boards were designed with LOVE – 2 UNITE, not divide…..The goal is UNITY. Any posts deemed contrary 2 that goal will be deleted.

I think the point here is that if this was a function attended mainly by gay folks, they are representative of the group that actually supports Prince and therefore this kind of post shouldn't have made it as an actual review of the party. It's funny how that site will allow this kind of diatribe but nix even constructive criticism...

NuPwrSoul said:

Yeah, I'm just asking why he's thanking the NPGMC.

I agree with the other statements on this thread that it is unexcusably irresponsible and hypoctirical for NPGMC to leave this thread up, if it is.
[This message was edited Tue Sep 30 14:39:09 PDT 2003 by madartista]

madartista said:

Has it been reported to the moderators? I haven't reported it. Did any of the people who are posting it here and complaining about it report it, to know that it has been reviewed and left up?

Jehovah knows there is a lot that can be critiqued about the NPGMC... seems that people are just reaching here. Going through individual posts and holding them as representative of the club.

NuPwrSoul said:

I personally don't know where this was located on the site, I've never used any of the chat or sent in any posts. Doesn't the NPGMC review posts before they are put up?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

No, they are not reviewed before they are put up. This was posted on the message board, just like anything here can be posted in real-time.

It's up to the people who are offended to challenge the post by responding to it; or reporting it to the moderator as being offensive to them.

It would seem to be, if your purpose is for people to understand how and why it is offensive, that you would post a response to the person's thread and make it clear for that person and anyone else who reads it.

Posting it here however, seems to be for the purpose of ridiculing the club and its members, which seems to have become an org past-time.

OK.

I didn't know how things worked over there as I'm always here.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

But you were "there" long enough to have accessed the message boards and read this, right?



That's pretty good for someone who doesn't know how things work over "there."

what a dilrod




yet another reminder why I don't go on their fourms...

so the million dollar question...has this post been deleted?

NuPwrSoul said:

Well I figured before I commented on it I should at least try to figure out how it does work. Hey at least I'm trying to be an educated consumer