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Why Do Guys Lie About Sexual Prowess? You guys know what I mean.
"Girl, Ima work you like second job." "I'm gonna fuck your brains out." "I can go all night." "That is the first time that happened to me." "I'm hung like a horse." Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me. | |
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As long as it touches the sides, thats all what matters. http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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GoldiesParade said: As long as it touches the sides, thats all what matters.
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GoldiesParade said: As long as it touches the sides, thats all what matters. True, but answer the rest of it. | |
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A few minutes it good enough, sex is messy anyway (the way I do it is). I actually prefer watching a good DVD than having sex anyways, its too overated. http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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I wasn't aware that I lied ?
Maybe it's that the girl just do not do her part by bringing out the best in the man? It's like I keep saying to you guys, it's better with a man - they appreciate you more - but is anyone listening to me? FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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GoldiesParade said: A few minutes it good enough, sex is messy anyway (the way I do it is). I actually prefer watching a good DVD than having sex anyways, its too overated. Good enough for guys, though. Sex is a process for women. So if you guys would do the foreplay thing, by the time we actually get to rammin', we both can roll over and go to sleep. When I find the guy who can back up what he says, I'm gonna marry that motherfucker. Oh, it doesn't help that a man has never brought me to orgasm. Women...that's another story. | |
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stymie said: GoldiesParade said: A few minutes it good enough, sex is messy anyway (the way I do it is). I actually prefer watching a good DVD than having sex anyways, its too overated. Good enough for guys, though. Sex is a process for women. So if you guys would do the foreplay thing, by the time we actually get to rammin', we both can roll over and go to sleep. When I find the guy who can back up what he says, I'm gonna marry that motherfucker. Oh, it doesn't help that a man has never brought me to orgasm. Women...that's another story.I aint gay, let get this on record. Ive done the foreplay thing and it tires out my toungue. [This message was edited Wed Aug 20 9:20:35 PDT 2003 by GoldiesParade] http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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scififilmnerd said: I wasn't aware that I lied ?
I don't know about other chicks, but when I'm in a guy mood, he's never disappointed. Oh, and I can understand sex on a guy to guy level. I really do.Maybe it's that the girl just do not do her part by bringing out the best in the man? It's like I keep saying to you guys, it's better with a man - they appreciate you more - but is anyone listening to me? | |
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GoldiesParade said: I aint gay, let get this on record. Ive done the foreplay thing and it tires out my toungue. [This message was edited Wed Aug 20 9:20:35 PDT 2003 by GoldiesParade] | |
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stymie said: do the foreplay thing, by the time we actually get to rammin', we both can roll over and go to sleep. I guess you're just missing something that the other person needs. If you don't have what they need then they won't give you what you need. Get used to it.Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop. | |
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sabaisabai said: stymie said: do the foreplay thing, by the time we actually get to rammin', we both can roll over and go to sleep. I guess you're just missing something that the other person needs. If you don't have what they need then they won't give you what you need. Get used to it. | |
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stymie said: GoldiesParade said: I aint gay, let get this on record. Ive done the foreplay thing and it tires out my toungue. [This message was edited Wed Aug 20 9:20:35 PDT 2003 by GoldiesParade] Hey dont get me wrong, Ive never licked an ass. I am talking about women. Im not gay nor have any leanings to be gay and deny knowledge of gay practices. Im talking about licking a woman. http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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GoldiesParade said: Ive never licked an ass. I am talking about women. OMG, women don't have asses?!Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop. | |
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stymie said: Could you please elaborate? Sorry, I can't elaborate. I'm just one rather sexually frustrated person, so I just wrote that on the fly.
peace... Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop. | |
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sabaisabai said: GoldiesParade said: Ive never licked an ass. I am talking about women. OMG, women don't have asses?!Why the hell would I lick a womans ass? http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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stymie said: You guys know what I mean.
"Girl, Ima work you like second job." "I'm gonna fuck your brains out." "I can go all night." "That is the first time that happened to me." "I'm hung like a horse." Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me. I'm not lying everything I told you is the truth! Well everything but that horse part ... I'm really hung like an elephant. [This message was edited Thu Aug 21 21:15:05 PDT 2003 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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GoldiesParade said: Why the hell would I lick a womans ass? Why the hell would a gay lick a man's ass but a straight guy not lick a woman's ass? That's what you were implying. They're both asses, right?Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop. | |
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I tend to say things like,
"Baby, I am gonna eat SO MUCH FOOD after we get off...and then, I am going to sleep SO DAMN GOOD, you will not even believe it." For some reason, my sexual bragging doesn't get me a lot of love. Sigh... | |
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sabaisabai said: GoldiesParade said: Why the hell would I lick a womans ass? Why the hell would a gay lick a man's ass but a straight guy not lick a woman's ass? That's what you were implying. They're both asses, right?Im not interested in asses, if I was I would be worried. http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: stymie said: You guys know what I mean.
"Girl, Ima work you like second job." "I'm gonna fuck your brains out." "I can go all night." "That is the first time that happened to me." "I'm hung like a horse." Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me. I'm not lying everything I told you is the truth! Well everything but that horse part ... I'm really hung like and elephant. your girlfriend told me more like a mouse | |
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GoldiesParade said: Im not interested in asses, if I was I would be worried. I'd be worried if I thought ass licking was only a gay thing. We all have asses.Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop. | |
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sabaisabai said: GoldiesParade said: Im not interested in asses, if I was I would be worried. I'd be worried if I thought ass licking was only a gay thing. We all have asses.Its a question of taste and options. http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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stymie said: You guys know what I mean.
"Girl, Ima work you like second job." "I'm gonna fuck your brains out." "I can go all night." "That is the first time that happened to me." "I'm hung like a horse." Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me. I been wondering the same thing,I mean if you ain't that good what's the sine of trying 2 embolish on it If you just be straiht up from the start maybe we can work on something I hate it when guys do this, that why when a guy is talking about he's going do this and that, I'm look at him ... whatever but you know I've always heard those who really know how to do the do, don't say much at all I'm beginngig 2 believe this is the truth [This message was edited Wed Aug 20 10:04:24 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa] | |
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GoldiesParade said: sabaisabai said: GoldiesParade said: Ive never licked an ass. I am talking about women. OMG, women don't have asses?!Why the hell would I lick a womans ass? cos it feels good? | |
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DigitalLisa said: stymie said: You guys know what I mean.
"Girl, Ima work you like second job." "I'm gonna fuck your brains out." "I can go all night." "That is the first time that happened to me." "I'm hung like a horse." Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me. I been wondering the same thing,I mean if you ain't that good what's the sine of trying 2 embolish on it If you just be straiht up from the start maybe we can work on something I hate it when guys do this, that why when a guy is talking about he's going do this and that, I'm look at him ... whatever but you know I've always heard those who really know how to do the do, don't say much at all I'm beginngig 2 believe this is the truth [This message was edited Wed Aug 20 10:04:24 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa] | |
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stymie said: DigitalLisa said: stymie said: You guys know what I mean.
"Girl, Ima work you like second job." "I'm gonna fuck your brains out." "I can go all night." "That is the first time that happened to me." "I'm hung like a horse." Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me. I been wondering the same thing,I mean if you ain't that good what's the sine of trying 2 embolish on it If you just be straiht up from the start maybe we can work on something I hate it when guys do this, that why when a guy is talking about he's going do this and that, I'm look at him ... whatever but you know I've always heard those who really know how to do the do, don't say much at all I'm beginngig 2 believe this is the truth [This message was edited Wed Aug 20 10:04:24 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa] they can open the trunk but can't provide much junk, now that ain't right [This message was edited Wed Aug 20 10:09:52 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa] | |
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Ardeo said: sinisterpentatonic said: stymie said: You guys know what I mean.
"Girl, Ima work you like second job." "I'm gonna fuck your brains out." "I can go all night." "That is the first time that happened to me." "I'm hung like a horse." Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me. I'm not lying everything I told you is the truth! Well everything but that horse part ... I'm really hung like and elephant. your girlfriend told me more like a mouse Jealous? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Jealous? They looked, and they looked... ...still nothing... | |
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