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Thread started 08/20/03 9:05am

stymie

Why Do Guys Lie About Sexual Prowess?

You guys know what I mean.

"Girl, Ima work you like second job."
"I'm gonna fuck your brains out."
"I can go all night."
"That is the first time that happened to me."
"I'm hung like a horse."

Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me.
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Reply #1 posted 08/20/03 9:06am

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Reply #2 posted 08/20/03 9:07am

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As long as it touches the sides, thats all what matters.
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Reply #3 posted 08/20/03 9:08am

Ardeo

GoldiesParade said:

As long as it touches the sides, thats all what matters.


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Reply #4 posted 08/20/03 9:11am

stymie

GoldiesParade said:

As long as it touches the sides, thats all what matters.
True, but answer the rest of it.
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Reply #5 posted 08/20/03 9:12am

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A few minutes it good enough, sex is messy anyway (the way I do it is). I actually prefer watching a good DVD than having sex anyways, its too overated.
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Reply #6 posted 08/20/03 9:17am

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I wasn't aware that I lied ? confuse

Maybe it's that the girl just do not do her part by bringing out the best in the man? confuse

It's like I keep saying to you guys, it's better with a man - they appreciate you more - but is anyone listening to me?


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Reply #7 posted 08/20/03 9:18am

stymie

GoldiesParade said:

A few minutes it good enough, sex is messy anyway (the way I do it is). I actually prefer watching a good DVD than having sex anyways, its too overated.
Good enough for guys, though. Sex is a process for women. So if you guys would do the foreplay thing, by the time we actually get to rammin', we both can roll over and go to sleep. When I find the guy who can back up what he says, I'm gonna marry that motherfucker. Oh, it doesn't help that a man has never brought me to orgasm. Women...that's another story.
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Reply #8 posted 08/20/03 9:20am

GoldiesParade

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stymie said:

GoldiesParade said:

A few minutes it good enough, sex is messy anyway (the way I do it is). I actually prefer watching a good DVD than having sex anyways, its too overated.
Good enough for guys, though. Sex is a process for women. So if you guys would do the foreplay thing, by the time we actually get to rammin', we both can roll over and go to sleep. When I find the guy who can back up what he says, I'm gonna marry that motherfucker. Oh, it doesn't help that a man has never brought me to orgasm. Women...that's another story.


I aint gay, let get this on record.

Ive done the foreplay thing and it tires out my toungue.
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Reply #9 posted 08/20/03 9:21am

stymie

scififilmnerd said:

I wasn't aware that I lied ? confuse

Maybe it's that the girl just do not do her part by bringing out the best in the man? confuse

It's like I keep saying to you guys, it's better with a man - they appreciate you more - but is anyone listening to me?


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I don't know about other chicks, but when I'm in a guy mood, he's never disappointed. Oh, and I can understand sex on a guy to guy level. I really do.
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Reply #10 posted 08/20/03 9:24am

stymie

GoldiesParade said:


I aint gay, let get this on record.

Ive done the foreplay thing and it tires out my toungue.
[This message was edited Wed Aug 20 9:20:35 PDT 2003 by GoldiesParade]
Oral sex ain't foreplay. Not to me. Foreplay to me includes a lot of grinding, long kisses and groping. Make me want to tear your clothes off. We'll both be very happy in the end.
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Reply #11 posted 08/20/03 9:24am

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stymie said:

do the foreplay thing, by the time we actually get to rammin', we both can roll over and go to sleep.
I guess you're just missing something that the other person needs. If you don't have what they need then they won't give you what you need. Get used to it.
Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop.
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Reply #12 posted 08/20/03 9:27am

stymie

sabaisabai said:

stymie said:

do the foreplay thing, by the time we actually get to rammin', we both can roll over and go to sleep.
I guess you're just missing something that the other person needs. If you don't have what they need then they won't give you what you need. Get used to it.
Could you please elaborate?
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Reply #13 posted 08/20/03 9:27am

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stymie said:

GoldiesParade said:


I aint gay, let get this on record.

Ive done the foreplay thing and it tires out my toungue.
[This message was edited Wed Aug 20 9:20:35 PDT 2003 by GoldiesParade]
Oral sex ain't foreplay. Not to me. Foreplay to me includes a lot of grinding, long kisses and groping. Make me want to tear your clothes off. We'll both be very happy in the end.


Hey dont get me wrong, Ive never licked an ass. I am talking about women. Im not gay nor have any leanings to be gay and deny knowledge of gay practices. Im talking about licking a woman.
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Reply #14 posted 08/20/03 9:31am

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GoldiesParade said:

Ive never licked an ass. I am talking about women.
OMG, women don't have asses?!
Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop.
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Reply #15 posted 08/20/03 9:33am

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stymie said:

Could you please elaborate?
Sorry, I can't elaborate. I'm just one rather sexually frustrated person, so I just wrote that on the fly.

peace...
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Reply #16 posted 08/20/03 9:35am

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sabaisabai said:

GoldiesParade said:

Ive never licked an ass. I am talking about women.
OMG, women don't have asses?!


Why the hell would I lick a womans ass?
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Reply #17 posted 08/20/03 9:36am

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stymie said:

You guys know what I mean.

"Girl, Ima work you like second job."
"I'm gonna fuck your brains out."
"I can go all night."
"That is the first time that happened to me."
"I'm hung like a horse."

Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me.


I'm not lying mad everything I told you is the truth! Well everything but that horse part hrmph...



























I'm really hung like an elephant.

biggrin







mad
[This message was edited Thu Aug 21 21:15:05 PDT 2003 by sinisterpentatonic]
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Reply #18 posted 08/20/03 9:44am

sabaisabai

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GoldiesParade said:

Why the hell would I lick a womans ass?
Why the hell would a gay lick a man's ass but a straight guy not lick a woman's ass? That's what you were implying. They're both asses, right?
Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop.
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Reply #19 posted 08/20/03 9:46am

Anxiety

I tend to say things like,

"Baby, I am gonna eat SO MUCH FOOD after we get off...and then, I am going to sleep SO DAMN GOOD, you will not even believe it."

For some reason, my sexual bragging doesn't get me a lot of love. Sigh...
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Reply #20 posted 08/20/03 9:47am

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sabaisabai said:

GoldiesParade said:

Why the hell would I lick a womans ass?
Why the hell would a gay lick a man's ass but a straight guy not lick a woman's ass? That's what you were implying. They're both asses, right?


Im not interested in asses, if I was I would be worried.
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Reply #21 posted 08/20/03 9:48am

Ardeo

sinisterpentatonic said:

stymie said:

You guys know what I mean.

"Girl, Ima work you like second job."
"I'm gonna fuck your brains out."
"I can go all night."
"That is the first time that happened to me."
"I'm hung like a horse."

Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me.


I'm not lying mad everything I told you is the truth! Well everything but that horse part hrmph...



























I'm really hung like and elephant.

biggrin


your girlfriend told me more like a mouse

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Reply #22 posted 08/20/03 9:53am

sabaisabai

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GoldiesParade said:

Im not interested in asses, if I was I would be worried.
I'd be worried if I thought ass licking was only a gay thing. We all have asses.
Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop.
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Reply #23 posted 08/20/03 9:57am

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sabaisabai said:

GoldiesParade said:

Im not interested in asses, if I was I would be worried.
I'd be worried if I thought ass licking was only a gay thing. We all have asses.


Its a question of taste and options.
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Reply #24 posted 08/20/03 10:01am

DigitalLisa

stymie said:

You guys know what I mean.

"Girl, Ima work you like second job."
"I'm gonna fuck your brains out."
"I can go all night."
"That is the first time that happened to me."
"I'm hung like a horse."

Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me.

I been wondering the same thing,I mean if you ain't that good what's the sine of trying 2 embolish on it confuse If you just be straiht up from the start maybe we can work on something lol I hate it when guys do this, that why when a guy is talking about he's going do this and that, I'm look at him ... whatever hmph! rolleyes but you know I've always heard those who really know how to do the do, don't say much at all biggrin

I'm beginngig 2 believe this is the truth hrmph
[This message was edited Wed Aug 20 10:04:24 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa]
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Reply #25 posted 08/20/03 10:06am

irresistibleb1
tch

GoldiesParade said:

sabaisabai said:

GoldiesParade said:

Ive never licked an ass. I am talking about women.
OMG, women don't have asses?!


Why the hell would I lick a womans ass?


cos it feels good?
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Reply #26 posted 08/20/03 10:07am

stymie

DigitalLisa said:

stymie said:

You guys know what I mean.

"Girl, Ima work you like second job."
"I'm gonna fuck your brains out."
"I can go all night."
"That is the first time that happened to me."
"I'm hung like a horse."

Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me.

I been wondering the same thing,I mean if you ain't that good what's the sine of trying 2 embolish on it confuse If you just be straiht up from the start maybe we can work on something lol I hate it when guys do this, that why when a guy is talking about he's going do this and that, I'm look at him ... whatever hmph! rolleyes but you know I've always heard those who really know how to do the do, don't say much at all biggrin

I'm beginngig 2 believe this is the truth hrmph
[This message was edited Wed Aug 20 10:04:24 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa]
You are right. I would much rather they not say anything at all. I personally don't let my mouth write a check my body can't cash.
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Reply #27 posted 08/20/03 10:09am

DigitalLisa

stymie said:

DigitalLisa said:

stymie said:

You guys know what I mean.

"Girl, Ima work you like second job."
"I'm gonna fuck your brains out."
"I can go all night."
"That is the first time that happened to me."
"I'm hung like a horse."

Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me.

I been wondering the same thing,I mean if you ain't that good what's the sine of trying 2 embolish on it confuse If you just be straiht up from the start maybe we can work on something lol I hate it when guys do this, that why when a guy is talking about he's going do this and that, I'm look at him ... whatever hmph! rolleyes but you know I've always heard those who really know how to do the do, don't say much at all biggrin

I'm beginngig 2 believe this is the truth hrmph
[This message was edited Wed Aug 20 10:04:24 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa]
You are right. I would much rather they not say anything at all. I personally don't let my mouth write a check my body can't cash.

they can open the trunk but can't provide much junk, now that ain't right lol
[This message was edited Wed Aug 20 10:09:52 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa]
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Reply #28 posted 08/20/03 10:15am

sinisterpentat
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Ardeo said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

stymie said:

You guys know what I mean.

"Girl, Ima work you like second job."
"I'm gonna fuck your brains out."
"I can go all night."
"That is the first time that happened to me."
"I'm hung like a horse."

Make the answers good. I'm already up to being 75% gay. Maybe someone can turn it around for me.


I'm not lying mad everything I told you is the truth! Well everything but that horse part hrmph...



























I'm really hung like and elephant.

biggrin


your girlfriend told me more like a mouse



Jealous? hmmm
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Reply #29 posted 08/20/03 10:20am

Ardeo

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Jealous? hmmm



They looked, and they looked...













...still nothing...
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