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Oh, god...I just had an encounter with some JW's! I was just walking back from picking up a package for my wife and I see two women with a lot of pamphlets or something knocking on my neighbors' doors. They resembled two women that were knocking on my door a couple of weeks ago, when I looked out the peephole but didn't respond. To try to avoid them, I headed for my new car, but I didn't have the car key! Damn, now what? I knew they already saw me so I decided to just get my ass up in my apartment. They were looking at a brother HARD! I said hello to them. The black woman said hi to me and I noticed she had an accent. The white woman with her said "hola" (I think that's how it's spelled) I guess because she thought I was Latino.
The black woman handed me a Watch Tower and asked if I lived downstairs where I was headed. I said "yeah" and ran downstairs like a runaway slave into my apartment! The title of the booklet is "You can Be God's Friend" and some of the lesson titles are : Reject False Religions; Magic and Withcraft Are Bad; What Happens At Death; and A Warning From The Past. BE CAREFUL TODAY, EVERYONE! THEY ARE ON THE PROWL!! | |
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WonHungLo said: I was just walking back from picking up a package for my wife and I see two women with a lot of pamphlets or something knocking on my neighbors' doors. They resembled two women that were knocking on my door a couple of weeks ago, when I looked out the peephole but didn't respond. To try to avoid them, I headed for my new car, but I didn't have the car key! Damn, now what? I knew they already saw me so I decided to just get my ass up in my apartment. They were looking at a brother HARD! I said hello to them. The black woman said hi to me and I noticed she had an accent. The white woman with her said "hola" (I think that's how it's spelled) I guess because she thought I was Latino.
Are you serious? Reject false religions?The black woman handed me a Watch Tower and asked if I lived downstairs where I was headed. I said "yeah" and ran downstairs like a runaway slave into my apartment! The title of the booklet is "You can Be God's Friend" and some of the lesson titles are : Reject False Religions; Magic and Withcraft Are Bad; What Happens At Death; and A Warning From The Past. BE CAREFUL TODAY, EVERYONE! THEY ARE ON THE PROWL!! | |
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Toss it in the garbage where it belongs. | |
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kisscamille said: Toss it in the garbage where it belongs.
along with all the other false religions propoganda | |
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In Lesson Four, titled "How You Can Learn About God", on of the main points says: "Jehovah"s Witnesses are friends of God; they will help you understand what the Bible teaches." Has Prince helped anyone on the org understand what the Bible is trying to teach us? | |
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No, not on here, but f u go 2 the Club, its total Thought Control there!!
U cant escape the JWs on there!!! | |
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HA ha ha this is funny!! Lesson 15: God's friends do what is good...There's an illustation of this black guy bar-b-queing with a shit-eating grin on his face and a black woman standing there with a plate in her hand, also smiling her ass off. If we become JW's, I guess, we get to eat bar-b-que all the time!! | |
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Yeah, if you look closely on the NPGMC site, you can find a downloadable copy of that same pamphlet conveniently in Adobe PDF format. | |
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was Prince there? | |
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Tom said: Yeah, if you look closely on the NPGMC site, you can find a downloadable copy of that same pamphlet conveniently in Adobe PDF format.
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You should have asked them if they knew Prince. | |
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DrFrankenfurter said: kisscamille said: Toss it in the garbage where it belongs.
along with all the other false religions propoganda But... Wouldn't that include your copy of The Rainbow Children? Anyway... I once got handed one of the JW's dirty magazines in which they warned that if you were reading comic books like Daredevil with it's emphasis on his male anatomy in tight, red costume, it could urn you gay. So that was when I found out why I am gay. I had been reading Daredevil at an impressionable age. Thank you for the enlightenment, JW. BUT ! I have to mention that they didn't like Doctor Strange either with its focus on mysticism and occultism. It could make you a satan worshipper, they warned. Well, I've read Dr. Strange at an impressionable age as well, but I've never been an actual satan worshipper. Does that mean there is something wrong with me or - is it their theory that is bad? Surely people with real minds will peep this out. FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION | |
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I like a good watchtower, better than a scifi comic. So sad it's actually quite amusing. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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