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Things people take credit for when they shouldn't Like people who say i spend time and take care of my kids.
YOU SUPPOSED TO!! WHAT THE PHUCK ELSE SHOULD WE EXPECT??  Give me your example.I GOT YA, I GOT YA, I GOT YA PUNKASS! REPEAT | |
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My favorite was when Chris Rock said
" 'I ain't ever been to jail.' You're not supposed to go to jail you ignorant fuck!" or something like that  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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Sometimes customer service people kill me. "Can I help you?"
"Oh let me find out for you"...I know it's courteous and all, but some people act like they're going out of their way. "Yes..you better help me..if not what the hell are you getting a damn paycheque for???"  | |
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Dauphin said: My favorite was when Chris Rock said
" 'I ain't ever been to jail.' You're not supposed to go to jail you ignorant fuck!" or something like that You low expectation having muthaphucka. What do you want, a cookie? :LOL: I GOT YA, I GOT YA, I GOT YA PUNKASS! REPEAT | |
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Chico319 said: Sometimes customer service people kill me. "Can I help you?"
"Oh let me find out for you"...I know it's courteous and all, but some people act like they're going out of their way. "Yes..you better help me..if not what the hell are you getting a damn paycheque for???"  bastidz...-------------------------------------------------
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Chico319 said: Sometimes customer service people kill me. "Can I help you?"
"Oh let me find out for you"...I know it's courteous and all, but some people act like they're going out of their way. "Yes..you better help me..if not what the hell are you getting a damn paycheque for???" are you PMSing tonight, Chico??  | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: are you PMSing tonight, Chico?? No actually..I'm in a fuckin' GREAT "HINT HINT" MOOD!!!
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Chico319 said: irresistibleb1tch said: are you PMSing tonight, Chico?? No actually..I'm in a fuckin' GREAT "HINT HINT" MOOD!!!
:SMILE: :SMILE: If only you knew!! You found your penis? | |
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Cloudbuster said: Chico319 said: irresistibleb1tch said: are you PMSing tonight, Chico?? No actually..I'm in a fuckin' GREAT "HINT HINT" MOOD!!!
:SMILE: :SMILE: If only you knew!! You found your penis? Yep...right were it should be...in your mouth. Now 
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Chico319 said: Cloudbuster said: Chico319 said: irresistibleb1tch said: are you PMSing tonight, Chico?? No actually..I'm in a fuckin' GREAT "HINT HINT" MOOD!!!
:SMILE: :SMILE: If only you knew!! You found your penis? Yep...right were it should be...in your mouth. Now
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:LOL: :Disbelief: Should've known.  | |
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How about this one; "I have never hit a woman"  | |
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Chico319 said: :LOL: :Disbelief: Should've known.
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"i give to charity" - LOVE that one!!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: How about this one; "I have never hit a woman"
:LOL: Good one!! Or, "I only curse when I'm mad."  Thank God you don't have terets. | |
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I NEVER CHEAT ON MY GIRL King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
Me will Live for he, Me Die for He this account, i would make it FRY for He. | |
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CHEECHWIZARD said: I NEVER CHEAT ON MY GIRL
that one always cracks me up!! | |
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i use a rubber wen havin sex with strange girls King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
Me will Live for he, Me Die for He this account, i would make it FRY for He. | |
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CHEECHWIZARD said: i use a rubber wen havin sex with strange girls
What's strange about them? | |
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LMAO @ this thread! Classic stuff.
Hey Chico, did you get some?  | |
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Cloudbuster said: CHEECHWIZARD said: i use a rubber wen havin sex with strange girls
What's strange about them? most times, dey names... Shaqueeta, Tokyamma, Pasha... King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
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CHEECHWIZARD said: Cloudbuster said: CHEECHWIZARD said: i use a rubber wen havin sex with strange girls
What's strange about them? most times, dey names... Shaqueeta, Tokyamma, Pasha... -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: CHEECHWIZARD said: Cloudbuster said: CHEECHWIZARD said: i use a rubber wen havin sex with strange girls
What's strange about them? most times, dey names... Shaqueeta, Tokyamma, Pasha... co - | |
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I PAY ALL MY BILLS!!! i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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KingBAD said: I PAY ALL MY BILLS!!!
Oh and i NEVER PAID A HOOKER... they just give me free samples i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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"I take care a my kids" that one gets me everytime  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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When a man takes all the credit when he becomes a daddy, yes he did contribute alot but it was the woman who actually did all the work. | |
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Chico319 said: Cloudbuster said: Chico319 said: irresistibleb1tch said: are you PMSing tonight, Chico?? No actually..I'm in a fuckin' GREAT "HINT HINT" MOOD!!!
:SMILE: :SMILE: If only you knew!! You found your penis? Yep...right were it should be...in your mouth. Now
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I is spent alot of time wit my kids recently...  King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
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