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I got some new beatdown items... this time for the kids! First off, lets get crackin with those little punks who make to much fuss. BLABLABLA I WANT I WANT Well this ought to shut them up. The kiddy cage!
Afoordably priced at 100 dollars, the patented Kiddy Cage gives parents the security of knowing that their valuables are perfectly safe from the clumsy hands of children while they're away. Equipped with a 48-hour feeder and water supply, the Kiddy Cage is perfect for those special weekend getaways from the kids, or just those days when you don't feel like dealing with them. And also, we have a item that the kiddos will either love or have nightmares about everynight. It is a giant, inflateable polar bear! Because seriously how many times have you said to yourself, "Gee, I wish I had a giant inflatable polar bear?" Well, now's the time to turn your dreams into reality. This 90 foot-tall, anatomically-correct polar bear is the perfect addition to any garden or landscape. Just imagine how impressed your children will be when they first notice those giant, jet-black eyes staring into their bedrooms. So be the first one on your block to own a giant inflatable polar bear. Because no backyard (or childs dreams) is complete without one. Last thing on the list, is for those young ones who deserve a beat down, but suffer from being a hemophiliac. This is a toy that they will cherish forever, and serves as a reminder "not to touch the merchandise". Its: Bleedy Smurf! This new Smurf from Jumbly Park is one dickens of a bleeder. Kids will love Bleedy Smurf's wacky inability to get his blood to clot. One little paper cut and Bleedy starts bleeding. And bleeding and bleeding and bleeding! Will it ever stop? Not with the Jumbly-sized bag of cow's blood that's included with every order. So order your Bleedy Smurf today. Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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you are a sick, yet precious bastard!!! | |
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Hmmm, Purplelu, I have no idea who you are, and I thank you for the compliment. But, I have no idea who you are, so back off.
2 ls around purple? Maddness! edit [This message was edited Thu Aug 21 16:07:21 PDT 2003 by TwIsTeDmInD] Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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How awful! | |
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Oh come on, you know you liked the Polar Bear Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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That was hilarious!!! | |
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Oh come on, you know you liked the Polar Bear
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I rest my point! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: I rest my point!
precious?...nah... Twisted?... oh hell yes without question, there is no doubt in whats left of my brain, that u are a Twisted person | |
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OMG YOU HAVE A BRAIN??? Oh, I kid, kind of. Anyhoo, you might want to place a order for the Kiddy Cage. One of those people you will beat down is bound to have that little darling. Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: OMG YOU HAVE A BRAIN??? Oh, I kid, kind of. Anyhoo, you might want to place a order for the Kiddy Cage. One of those people you will beat down is bound to have that little darling.
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Dont make me get out the Bleedy Smurf Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Chico319 said: That was hilarious!!!
Thanks Chico, I see SOME people understand me *coughcough*PurpleJackson*coughcough* Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Dont make me get out the Bleedy Smurf
ohhh so u wanna play rough ayyy??? | |
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Not really. I tend to not want to be scratched. Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Not really. I tend to not want to be scratched.
muaaahhahahaha | |
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Hey now, you had to much of the Seizure Cola. You are getting a time out Finess! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Vultures are circling the dead. | |
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Hey now, you had to much of the Seizure Cola. You are getting a time out Finess!
i go play TROOOGDOOORRR | |
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Nice Finess. He comes in the niiight!!! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Cloudbuster, that is not nice. My devices are for maiming. Not killing. Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Cloudbuster, that is not nice. My devices are for maiming. Not killing.
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Well okay they could be used to kill but that is your business, not mine! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Well okay they could be used to kill but that is your business, not mine!
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I say you should capture Finess Cloud. Perhaps inflate the polar bear in his room, have the eyes poking in his bedroom door. Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Beatdown items? Household items is more like it.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: I say you should capture Finess Cloud. Perhaps inflate the polar bear in his room, have the eyes poking in his bedroom door.
Sounds good. | |
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Hey, take a few of the smurfs with you, he might think twice about hitting you , giving you the oppurtunity to skeeedaddle! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Hey, take a few of the smurfs with you, he might think twice about hitting you , giving you the oppurtunity to skeeedaddle!
Ooh! Smurfs. | |
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Finess said: TwIsTeDmInD said: I rest my point!
precious?...nah... Twisted?... oh hell yes without question, there is no doubt in whats left of my brain, that u are a Twisted person While he's resting his point, I say we beat him back into submission, DJ. Where did we lose control of Twisted? This is a horrible lab experiment gone wrong. I can't speeel edit [This message was edited Thu Aug 21 18:42:40 PDT 2003 by 32Flavors] | |
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