1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your beer to toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4. You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5. Reading when you'e drunk is horrible.

6. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly (even if you're a girl)

7. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your backyard.

8. Nobody ever dares makes a cup of soup in a bowl.

9. You never know where to look when eating a banana.

10. It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

11. You always feel a bit scared when patting horses.

12. The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given oppurtunity.

13. Every guy has at some stage, while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

14. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

15. There's no panic like the panic you feel when you've got your head or hand stuck in something.

16. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

17. People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard.

18. Everybody had a uncle who tried to steel their nose.

19. Bricks are horrible to carry.

10. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.


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[This message was edited Mon Aug 4 22:07:30 PDT 2003 by althom]

OBSERVATIONS

1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. --If its a grilled cheese then yes!
2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.-shes usually the drunk one who fought with her BF or some other girl

3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your beer to toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.- althom whats you been up to?!

4. You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. -
im sure
5. Reading when you'e drunk is horrible. -yes you are

6. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly (even if you're a girl) -lol...i dont use a kinfe ive moved onto a pencil sharpener

7. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your backyard. -its legal

8. Nobody ever dares makes a cup of soup in a bowl. -no need its already in the cup

9. You never know where to look when eating a banana.- say what now?...i think this is a highly Sexualated question!

10. It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. -gross i dont think id try either

11. You always feel a bit scared when patting horses.- lol might kick you in the naddys

12. The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given oppurtunity.- maybe you but i love my helper monkey and he loves me

13. Every guy has at some stage, while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.- very true im doing that right now

14. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.- lol i guess not

15. There's no panic like the panic you feel when you've got your head or hand stuck in something. - like wut?..

16. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. -
stolen from a hotel?
17. People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard.-just road rage

18. Everybody had a uncle who tried to steel their nose.-that was a sucky game

19. Bricks are horrible to carry. -
i know....thats why i wear gloves whenever i carry bricks around
10. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.- you dont how mad that makes me :MAD: !!!!!

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[This message was edited Mon Aug 4 22:45:48 PDT 2003 by Christopher]

Well put Althom.

1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.It's usually me

3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your beer to toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4. You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. what's that?

5. Reading when you'e drunk is horrible.

6. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly (even if you're a girl)

7. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your backyard.

8. Nobody ever dares makes a cup of soup in a bowl. I do!!

9. You never know where to look when eating a banana.

10. It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

11. You always feel a bit scared when patting horses. VERY TRUE!

12. The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given oppurtunity.

13. Every guy has at some stage, while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. I wouldn't know

14. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

15. There's no panic like the panic you feel when you've got your head or hand stuck in something.

16. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

17. People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard. I drive but I always do that

18. Everybody had a uncle who tried to steel their nose.

19. Bricks are horrible to carry.

10. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. huh?

Someone has alot of unusable time on their hands today

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

yep all of us here

Christopher said:

Man I am just avoiding Dominicks

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

what or who is that?


btw hi jess

Christopher said:

Dominicks the grocery store

Hi dirtay

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

lol..ohh you need to get yer shoppin done

before the crackwhores show up at the store

Christopher said:

Yes I would hate to be at the store shopping the same time Althom shows up

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

fuckin' tell me about it. hair in rollers, little white rings on each nostril...

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

HEY!!!

Plus all the homeless peeps have crawled out of the crack now so I think I should just wait until tomarrow

althom said:

Christopher said:

Shut up!!!

althom said:

Don't tell my dirtay xtopher to shut up!!


YOU shut up you big aussie bully

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

althom said:

This was supposed to be a good thread.

althom said:

I gave it five stars...better?

Don't you know all threads here start out good and end up in the gutter

Teacher said:

I do...ta!

althom said:

ta!

It's a great thread althom. I laughed my ass off through evert statement.