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Bush's stupid, but funny quotes. Here are some actual Bush quotes; funny as all hell. Is this idiot really President? Yea, I know, you Foreigners already hate him...lol.
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."—Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000 "I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."—Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000 "Do you have blacks, too?"—To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001 "I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens that we have an advantage here in America—we can feed ourselves" "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons."—South Bend, Ind., Sept. 5, 2002 "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."—Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it."—Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001 "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."—Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000 "It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000 "If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders." "I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun." "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."—Second presidential debate, Oct. 11, 2000 "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000 "The senator has got to understand if he's going to have—he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."—To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000 "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."—Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000 All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"—Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000
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2freaky4church1 said: "I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun." That's a good one. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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"duhhh,d'oooh, ummm, errr"
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Chico319 said: "duhhh,d'oooh, ummm, errr"
That was my doing. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I got a hankerin' for some pretzels | |
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What a dumbass!
Did anyone catch the bit Jon Stewart did on the "Daily Show" (comedy channel)? He had an interview with Govenor George Bush and President George Bush with footage of him at both jobs. The Governor and President were asked questions they both answered before on film, and were then spliced together. The answers Gov. Bush gave were completely contradictory of what President Bush said... it was hilarious and scary! The blatant about-face that this candidate made once in office is so disturbing... If they re-run it ... watch it. (bushtake) [This message was edited Mon Jul 21 18:28:36 PDT 2003 by June7] |
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HA HA HA HA
SCARY SCARY SCARY (the scariest thing is that all he has to do is read from the speeches that other people wrote!) | |
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What's the url for that pic? All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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