Dear Technical Support,
> >
> >18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which
> >I
> >had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
> >conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
> >run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
> >
> >To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> >applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9.
> >Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program,
> >Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
> >forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
> >
> >Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
> >time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,
> >they
> >caused severe damage to my hardware. I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only
> >to
> >discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
> >While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
> >bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2002.
> >
> >Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very
> >unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored
> >in
> >Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
> >later when I had forgotten about them.
> >
> >Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can,
> >without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whining. These latter products have
> >no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
> >
> >Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
> >ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
> >be
> >reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child
> >processes
> >that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted
> >to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.
> >
> >Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
> >crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called
> >Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.
> >
> >Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
> >problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
> >detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before
> >uninstalling itself.
> >
> >Any ideas?

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Yeah. Don't get married.

COMPUTER and SCIENCE Ph.D 's need to marry special education teachers

DORA said:

I do Adore you!