Basically this weighty tome is a swearing dictionary. It's written with it's tongue firmly in either it's cheek or somewhere else!! It comes from the pages of a British 'Adult Comic' called Viz. Some excerpts...

Trilogy n Also known as a 'brown Star Wars'. A turd of such epic proportions it has to be released in three instalments. The first can stand on its own as a complete adventure. The second links to the first, but has a dark, inconclusive feel generating an air of forboding and leaving itself wide open for an unknown ending. The final chapter has drama, excitement and moments when you think all is lost. A grand battle is waged where good overcomes evil and peace is restored in your gut.

Ass- n. US. That part of the body the whupping of which denotes a comprehensive victory, and of which the invitation to kiss is often rhetorically made.

Climb on- The culmination of a romantic evening. 'lavinia was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like sapphires. His strong arms enfolded her tender body as she felt herself being swept away in a whirlwind of passion. Then he dropped his trolleys and climbed on.'

Viz is an ace comic...I always read it when I was younger.


Here is the book you are talking about!


[This message was edited Mon Jun 16 16:33:05 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

I love the fat slags.

Here is a link to the Profanisaurus

http://www.vizmag.co.uk/p...ofanis.htm

I love Finbar!