Besides the usual rules like always arrive on time and don't display your genitalia on a silver platter (good advice Ice btw), what are some things you do or shouldn't do on your first date? What are some things the other person should/shouldn't do.
[This message was edited Fri Jun 13 5:18:50 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]

Here are things NOT to do on a first date:

Fart
Belch
Masturbate
Punch someone in the face
Hit on other women
Call your date a fat bitch
Wear a shirt that says "rape her then kill her"
Talk about Prince
Say, "Oh, fuck... my balls are still hurting from last night!"
Talk about how you fucked your ex-girlfriend's mom
Refer to your cock as "the mizzenmast"
Talk about how big the tits are on your waitress
Go to the bathroom and come back talking about the huge shit you just dropped

Don't wear the wrong shoe's
Don't make a nasty remark bout my/your look
Don't try to impress me (yuk)
Don't try to get any if there's no spark !

Do figger out what I/You like !
Do make funny jokes that break the ice...(?)
Do-not give it to me amediatly- when it sparks !!
Do please be yourself !
Do be moddest !

I can tell you SO many things not to do... the things that you should do are just the simple things:

Don't try to impress her, just be yourself
Listen to her and don't just talk about yourself
Ask her opinions on things, rather than just giving yours
Be polite to waiters and waitresses
Be polite to everyone else
Did I mention that you should just be yourself?

Don't act like an asshole and just sit ther saying nothing
Don't try to make a joke out of yourself (experienced that too many times... )
Don't say something stupid just to be funny (cause U won't be funny anyway)
Don't lie, saying that girl that just called wasn't your girlfriend
Don't act like a snob to draw my attention
Don't play hard to get - I know that U're not like that
Don't mess it all up by suggesting to take your friend with u
Don't take me to an action-movie! Please...

Do try to seduce me ( u know it ain't that hard)
Do be a gentleman
Do tell me if u have something on your mind, no matter what it is

IceNine said:

Funny how a lot of these things happen all by themselves after people start dating, especially the first two.
[This message was edited Fri Jun 13 6:22:48 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]

NovaAngel said:

Yeah, I know what you are saying... I can hardly wait to break out the "Rape her then kill her" shirt, but it is hard to determine the proper time to don that particular garment.

IceNine said:

My guess is towards the end of the relationship when you wanna give the "fat bitch" a hint.

NovaAngel said:

Good point, but you wouldn't want to rape her then... you would just want to kill her.



*SPECIAL NOTE FOR THOSE WHO ARE A BIT SLOW: I am just joking and do not advocate rape or murder.

boys: if the date is moving along well enough to where you think you may wanna kiss your beautiful date...ask her if you can...dont just dive in
you know, that sounds really lame and old fashioned...but i love that feeling...that he honors you enough to ask
obviously where it goes after that...well...

violett said:

I prefer not to ask... I like to act like I am tripping over something and falling over forward... when she tries to keep me from taking a face plant, I shove my tongue down her throat.


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[This message was edited Fri Jun 13 7:27:06 PDT 2003 by IceNine]

IceNine said
[Say, "Oh, fuck... my balls are still hurting from last night!"
Refer to your cock as "the mizzenmast"
Go to the bathroom and come back talking about the huge shit you just dropped

These cracked me up Icey.. Made my dreary gloomy day seem fun... Thanks!

IceNine said:

LOL...alotta guys have nooo idea how treat women! or even how to kiss them!! seriously!! you are obviously not one of them ice

silkyspread said:

I do what I can.

"Hey, baby... you wanna run your sail up and down the mizzenmast after dinner?"

violett said:

I got class.

You should see me holding the door open for them when we go into Burger King for dinner... PURE CLASS!

If the person you are out with on a date uses their cell phone for more than a minute, head for the hills.

IceNine said:

IceNine said:

"Arr matey, thar she blows!" or "Would ye care to walk me plank lassy?" would work as well.

NovaAngel said:

Those are good ones too...

You forgot this one:

Don't buy your date Ice Mountain bottled water...

http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=51962

applekisses said:

Well... sometimes KY lube can get a bit tacky... I have heard that Ice Mountain® bottled water makes it glide like ice.


Err... I mean... don't buy that shit!

do not utter the phrase "dammit i forgot the rophynol again"

IceNine said:

:dying:

IceNine said:

IceNine said:

That's where I've been going wrong!

IceNine said:

I did this once, well I worded it different. I said "Quick, get a camera?"

For girls -

Do get drunk and be a lush.

althom said:

or at least pretend

CAMILLE4U said:

Mmmm...that helps.