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So, I spent the day looking at ugly penises and balls I went to the beach today for the first time this summer. I always go to the nude section because it's less crowded. I always forget though that when you go there, you end up looking at all the naked people running around and playing volleyball.
I mean, why is it, that the people who are nudists, are always the people that you would never wanted to see naked at ALL? There is an abundancy of old, shriveled up dicks, and misshapen balls just flapping in the wind... "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I'm with u here... damn, why can't there be beautiful, young, worth looking at people? Tight dicks, perfect shaped balls...  | |
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...and what do they think when they see you on the beach???
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REDFEATHERS said: ...and what do they think when they see you on the beach???
They are just stunned to silence by my beauty of course.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: REDFEATHERS said: ...and what do they think when they see you on the beach???
They are just stunned to silence by my beauty of course.  I know darling   | |
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minneapolisgenius said: REDFEATHERS said: ...and what do they think when they see you on the beach???
They are just stunned to silence by my beauty of course.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: REDFEATHERS said: ...and what do they think when they see you on the beach???
They are just stunned to silence by my beauty of course. 
They ARE!! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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You need to come to the beach on Evil White Island. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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'Cause you know I look just like my avatar.
Thin is in, man. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: You need to come to the beach on Evil White Island.
And what would I find there? More of the same? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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More of the opposite. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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minneapolisgenius said: 'Cause you know I look just like my avatar.
Thin is in, man. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: REDFEATHERS said: ...and what do they think when they see you on the beach???
They are just stunned to silence by my beauty of course.
They ARE!!  | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: More of the opposite.
More of the opposite meaning a nice dick, great balls and, (oh I forgot to mention that all of these people have shaved and/or waxed balls--I'm serious) hairy balls? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Nah, I keep my boys nice and neat. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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minneapolisgenius said: I went to the beach today for the first time this summer. I always go to the nude section because it's less crowded. I always forget though that when you go there, you end up looking at all the naked people running around and playing volleyball.
I mean, why is it, that the people who are nudists, are always the people that you would never wanted to see naked at ALL? There is an abundancy of old, shriveled up dicks, and misshapen balls just flapping in the wind...  | |
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