Hey I was just curious if any of you know of any good tasting drinks that are very light in alcohol and wont get you wasted and something that wont knock you out.


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[This message was edited Mon Jun 9 20:23:22 PDT 2003 by Paisley]

Ummm, it all depends on how much you drink.

There are "light" drinks, but if you drink enough you get wasted, so the key here is moderation.

Vodka!

Paisley said:

American beer.

It tastes like shit but it's light on alcohol.

LaVisHh said:

I usually drink no more than two but then again I rarely drink so when I do it doesn't take much.

bkw said:

EWW dont like beer.

ian said:

Oh please, even I know that shit will phuck you up.

Paisley said:

Ridiculous! I'm a complete wuss and I can drink gallons of the stuff.

Vodka is great for people who don't like nasty beer, and who have a sweet tooth... mix it with the soft drink of your choice and it goes down very nicely.

15 shots later and you'll be wearing a policewoman's hat and carrying a traffic cone and... oh wait, you didn't want that, right?

Well I guess the ultra wussy drinks would be the alco-pop drinks, but they are just vodka mixed with fizzy soft drink... go for the one with the most E-numbers

Paisley said:

Never heard of them!

althom said:

Your no damn help.

Paisley said:

Ooooh! I know.




Water!

althom said:

That's not funny.

Paisley said:

Try Diet Pepsi... or maybe iced tea... there is no real mystery there...

:Roll:

IceNine said:

thanks I dont know what i would do without you.

Paisley said:

Possibly fall off a cliff or forget to breathe... you need tutoring at times.

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

It seems that I forgot to tell you to look in front... you will walk in front of a taxi or possibly the subway if you keep rolling your eyes like that.

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

Look out, parsley... there's a truck coming!

IceNine said:

And it's headed right your way.

Paisley said:

How would you know... about the only thing you could tell me is if there was a plane flying overhead.

IceNine said:

See ya and I wouldn't wanna be ya.

Paisley said:

Oh... a timeless classic!

:LOL:

Where did you find that one, a seventies phrase book for tourists who wanted to sound "hip" when visiting America? I'll bet that book was stored underneath your autographed Jimmy Walker t-shirt, wasn't it?

DYN-O-MITE!

IceNine said:

Actually it's from a movie but you wouldn't know which one cause you aint got no SOUL!

Paisley said:

It is from about a hundred shitty movies... it is a stupid, tired cliche.

IceNine said:

OK, if you say so.

Paisley said:

That shit is even more played out than "word" or "def."

IceNine said:

Well stop saying it, lawrd!

Paisley said:

Is "lawrd" a new one that I should be aware of??? I need to keep up to speed on the latest vernacular.