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cheeziest one liners used in any meatmarket... men or women, what kind of pick up lines would make the person using them strike the fuck out in a bar/club etc.? -------------------------------------------------
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that is a nice dress, but it would be even nicer on the floor of my bedroom  Capo Bistone of The NO AFFILIATION TO AN ORG MAFIA Mafia | |
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mcyesse said: that is a nice dress, but it would be even nicer on the floor of my bedroom
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guy) are your legs tired?
girl) no why? 
guy) because you been running through my dreams ALL night long. 
girl)  Capo Bistone of The NO AFFILIATION TO AN ORG MAFIA Mafia | |
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MEATMARKET? IS THAT WHERE THEY SELL SAUSAGE P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: MEATMARKET? IS THAT WHERE THEY SELL SAUSAGE no it is free their with your perches of every  or every  that you giveCapo Bistone of The NO AFFILIATION TO AN ORG MAFIA Mafia | |
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mcyesse said: guy) are your legs tired?
girl) no why?
guy) because you been running through my dreams ALL night long.
girl) 
the cheezball edit~  [This message was edited Mon Jun 9 10:19:40 PDT 2003 by pejman] -------------------------------------------------
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" did it hurt?
when you feel from heaven..." | |
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" you are so fine, i would drink your bathwater..." | |
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" excuse me, don't i know you?" | |
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"hey baby, what's your sign?" | |
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what's a girl like you doing in a place like this? *~* +*+ *?*
 If your Thirsty, I can be Friday, we can go out Saturday for a Sunday.  | |
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In a Ralph Furley voice sniff howz about you and me make like 2 froggies and ...sniff... hop on over to my lillypad -------------------------------------------------
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Do you have any Persian in you? 
would you like some?  “A poor man waited a thousand years before the gate of paradise. And, while he snatched a little sleep, it opened and shut.” | |
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I had a guy come up to me and say, "My watch cost $3,000."
He was a French man, and was in Mpls. for some reason and that is how he tried to pick me up. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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pejman said: In a Ralph Furley voice sniff howz about you and me make like 2 froggies and ...sniff... hop on over to my lillypad
HEY PAL THE FROGGY IS SPOKEN FOR P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: pejman said: In a Ralph Furley voice sniff howz about you and me make like 2 froggies and ...sniff... hop on over to my lillypad
HEY PAL THE FROGGY IS SPOKEN FOR  POOK JUST LOSE POOK ACCENT WHEN POOK HIT PEJ UP sorry pook, watched threes company yesterday, they asked each character what to name Jacks new restaraunt and Furly said Froggies...
the sowy POOK remix edit  CEE DEW[This message was edited Mon Jun 9 12:13:34 PDT 2003 by pejman] -------------------------------------------------
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Phoenixxx said: " excuse me, don't i know you?"
 “A poor man waited a thousand years before the gate of paradise. And, while he snatched a little sleep, it opened and shut.” | |
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my my, what beautiful eyes you have “A poor man waited a thousand years before the gate of paradise. And, while he snatched a little sleep, it opened and shut.” | |
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pejman said: POOK said: pejman said: In a Ralph Furley voice sniff howz about you and me make like 2 froggies and ...sniff... hop on over to my lillypad
HEY PAL THE FROGGY IS SPOKEN FOR POOK JUST LOSE POOK ACCENT WHEN POOK HIT PEJ UP sorry pook, watched threes company yesterday, they asked each character what to name Jacks new restaraunt and Furly said Froggies...
the sowy POOK remix edit CEE DEW
[This message was edited Mon Jun 9 12:13:34 PDT 2003 by pejman] | |
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i had some brotha come up 2 me at walgreens once, tried 2 make conversation with me n'all that. the cat seemed pretty nice, polite, whatever--then he wuz just like, "well, do u want my phone number?" and i go "no!" cat asked me, "then can i have yours?"
i shoulda took a jar of blue magic hair grease off the shelf, thrown it at 'im and knocked him the fuck out.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i had some brotha come up 2 me at walgreens once, tried 2 make conversation with me n'all that. the cat seemed pretty nice, polite, whatever--then he wuz just like, "well, do u want my phone number?" and i go "no!" cat asked me, "then can i have yours?"
i shoulda took a jar of blue magic hair grease off the shelf, thrown it at 'im and knocked him the fuck out. Dansa..at least he didn't throw his Panties at you..  | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: pejman said: POOK said: pejman said: In a Ralph Furley voice sniff howz about you and me make like 2 froggies and ...sniff... hop on over to my lillypad
HEY PAL THE FROGGY IS SPOKEN FOR POOK JUST LOSE POOK ACCENT WHEN POOK HIT PEJ UP sorry pook, watched threes company yesterday, they asked each character what to name Jacks new restaraunt and Furly said Froggies...
the sowy POOK remix edit CEE DEW
[This message was edited Mon Jun 9 12:13:34 PDT 2003 by pejman]  nice signature Muse ... we missed you at j7's party...-------------------------------------------------
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i had some brotha come up 2 me at walgreens once, tried 2 make conversation with me n'all that. the cat seemed pretty nice, polite, whatever--then he wuz just like, "well, do u want my phone number?" and i go "no!" cat asked me, "then can i have yours?"
i shoulda took a jar of blue magic hair grease off the shelf, thrown it at 'im and knocked him the fuck out.
Or, what's up with this "Can I come home with you?" I swear I get that at least once a month walking around in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon Downtown from some random guy. Do they really think that's gonna work? |
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CarrieMpls said: Or, what's up with this "Can I come home with you?" I swear I get that at least once a month walking around in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon Downtown from some random guy. Do they really think that's gonna work?
i'm sayin!!! omg, that reminds me of this one time last year: i wuz walkin up hennepin, and there wuz this guy standin over by the annex. he wuz either drunk or out of it, cuz all the sudden the guy went, "hi, beautiful!" didn't faze me, cuz guys say that 2 me all the time. then, as i keep walkin on, the guy kept yellin at me..."come home with me! i love u!!!" i just wanted 2 stop right there and just fall 2 the ground and laugh my ass off so bad... | |
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Lleena said: Dansa..at least he didn't throw his Panties at you..
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"tonight, you're a star...and i'm the big dipper"
j/k what about the standard, and incredibly uncreative, "so, do you come hear often?" | |
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imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said: "tonight, you're a star...and i'm the big dipper"
j/k what about the standard, and incredibly uncreative, "so, do you come hear often?" why don't we go back to my place for a night cap... -------------------------------------------------
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i'm sayin!!! omg, that reminds me of this one time last year: i wuz walkin up hennepin, and there wuz this guy standin over by the annex. he wuz either drunk or out of it, cuz all the sudden the guy went, "hi, beautiful!" didn't faze me, cuz guys say that 2 me all the time. then, as i keep walkin on, the guy kept yellin at me..."come home with me! i love u!!!" i just wanted 2 stop right there and just fall 2 the ground and laugh my ass off so bad...
The worst was one night I was meeting friends at the Ave so I was walking down Hennepin by myself and I was wearing this faux fur coat that's a black and white cow print. This guy was all "Damn, cowgirl, can I ride that ass? Shoot!" I tried to glare back and look all mean but I couldn't help but crack up laughing like crazy. |
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CarrieMpls said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: i'm sayin!!! omg, that reminds me of this one time last year: i wuz walkin up hennepin, and there wuz this guy standin over by the annex. he wuz either drunk or out of it, cuz all the sudden the guy went, "hi, beautiful!" didn't faze me, cuz guys say that 2 me all the time. then, as i keep walkin on, the guy kept yellin at me..."come home with me! i love u!!!" i just wanted 2 stop right there and just fall 2 the ground and laugh my ass off so bad...
The worst was one night I was meeting friends at the Ave so I was walking down Hennepin by myself and I was wearing this faux fur coat that's a black and white cow print. This guy was all "Damn, cowgirl, can I ride that ass? Shoot!" I tried to glare back and look all mean but I couldn't help but crack up laughing like crazy. -------------------------------------------------
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