Hello class, welcome to my first sex education class for today, this is my first time teaching a classroom full of students, so please behave and listen closely

Now I know there's alot men out there who are obsessed with their penis size. What I don't know is why that is, but i guess it's just one of those simple facts of life. I guess it has alot to do with the penis representing a male's manhood, but from a woman's perspective, how bout I let you all in on a little something and tell you the truth I ain't got a whole lot of experience, but I have had some and you wanna know what I learned? This... that the average male sized penis is only 5-6 inches long and when it gets erect it only gets up to about 6-7 inches longer and you know guys, it's really true what they say, size doesn't matter, cuz women don't get stimulation from their vagina in the same way a man does his penis, i mean you can thrust away all you want. but she might not be feeling it cuz the woman's vagina ain't got that much nerve endings. The Woman's Pleasure spots are at the top, you know with the clitoris and everything... so you can have 12 inches of hard beef, but it really won't mean much if you don't know what to do with it... in other words fellas, this lady right here ain't impressed about the size of boat see I like more how it rides babeh and fellas I know y'all hate it, but four play is important for real, cuz like I said, Us woman ain't getting the pleasure from the Y but more from the... clit... and the sex lesson for today

Size doesn't matter edit
[This message was edited Mon Jun 9 17:30:28 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa]

Size matters a little bit...

Damn girl go take a cold shower.

ok well maybe its not yhe sizes of the boat but it dose take a lot longer to get over seas in a row boat then in a ceurse liner you know.

mcyesse said:

I'll take that cruise liner thank you very much.

minneapolisgenius said:

nope... the only time where the size does count is in gay relations (between two men) and that' because it's dealing with the anal prt and there's supposedly be alot of pleasure around that area, but as far as hetoral relations the answer is nay... all the talk bout size is just a figment of the imagination, and for all you guys who think ur doing something in the bedroom... chances are she's faking it

minneapolisgenius said:

so sizes dose matter? is she just trying to make us feel better?

DigitalLisa said:

Read Above

DigitalLisa said:

Try saying that after you have been with a man that has a two inch penis though.

THEN you'll think size matters.

minneapolisgenius said:

listen this is what I found for those who don't wanna believe me

Anatomically, a normal penis is 3-5 inches non-erect; 5-7 inches fully erect. Generally penis size is proportionate to the rest of his body. The guy with the smallest non-erect penis will be only slightly smaller than the guy with the largest non-erect penis when they both have a full erection. The larger a penis is when it is flaccid, the less it will expand when erect. So don't be overly impressed by those whoppers in the showers.

blah blah blah blah blah blah...

the point

Sex educators and therapists have difficulty convincing males that bigger is not better; what he has will work admirably when the time comes. In a heterosexual relationship, he must accept that the top 2/3 of the vagina has no nerve endings. You have to wonder why it is necessary to have a 12 inch penis when she can hardly feel it. For most women, most of the sensory pleasure is around the bottom 1/3 of the vagina, that is where the nerve endings are located. That's only the first 3 inches of the vagina, fellas, and you don't need a big, honking salami for that!

Combine that with the fact that most women reach orgasm, not by penis thrusting in the vagina but by clitoral stimulation, manual (petting) and oral genital stimulation. Don't need a penis at all to do that.

minneapolisgenius said:

For me, width or thickness is more important than length. That really does make a difference!

AnotherLoverToo said:

This is true.

minneapolisgenius said:

damm i guess that means im too small just kidding. and on that "shes fakking it" i dont think its true we can feel your muscals move if its for real and alot of you like to get a nice water spot for us to lay in where its all over. if its good.

DigitalLisa said:

My Earlier response

So longs as u gotta tongue I will take that 2 inches kindly if he's fine
[This message was edited Mon Jun 9 12:20:34 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa]

Not a lot of nerve endings? Might not be feeling it? What the hell are you talking about?!

Extremes are bad. Way small or way large. . .bad. Medium sized. . .good. IMHO.

AnotherLoverToo said:

AnotherLoverToo said:

Amen

Preach on my Sista!