Disclaimer: C'mon guys, take this in stride...This is all meant in love.


* Yes, we COULD lift the toilet seat up when we need to, but conversely...You men are big, strong, and self-sufficient. Is it so hard to LIFT the seat, then put it back down?

But it can be a good workout for you. Help stop the flabby part from building under your arm

* Shopping CAN be a sport...Sometimes, even a contact sport. YOU ever tried wrestling the last 50%-off Wonderbra in your size out of another shopper's hands?

let em hang free, real men like the "bounce"


* It's ok to ask for directions. Really. It shows your sensitive side...or something. Besides, the less trouble it is to get to the final destination, the happier both of you will be.

we built this place, we don't need directions

* If we ask you "Does this make me look fat?", please understand... Ok, yeah, it can be annoying...But almost always, we just want a little reassurance that we still look good to you.

Can you deal with an honest answer

* If "headaches" last 17 months, 1 of 2 things is probably going on... Your technique needs work, or she's banging that stripper from her best friend's bachelorette party...Most likely the first.

After the first month we usually have found a "solution" to the problem(usually your best friend or the stripper from our bachelor party)

* Enough clothes and too many shoes?!? See the rule about shopping being a potential contact sport... If we got them on sale, they're like prizes of war. Don't you like to bring home and show off what you caught when you went fishing with your buddies last weekend?

True, but you can't eat shoes

* Don't get mad when we squeal in your ear for checking out that hot blonde when she walks by..Play your cards right, and this argument could turn into REALLY hot makeup sex later.

Only to turn into a future argument

* Yes, we realize that Sundays=sports on t.v. However, some of us are smart enough to hide the remote until the yardwork's done.

We will just go to our friends house to watch the game. Then you get no yardwork or man in the house

* Crying's usually not blackmail...It's a sign that something's really bothering us. Trying listening and sympathizing. This too, can lead to really hot makeup sex.

Disclaimer: C'mon guys, take this in stride...This is all meant in love.


* Yes, we COULD lift the toilet seat up when we need to, but conversely...You men are big, strong, and self-sufficient. Is it so hard to LIFT the seat, then put it back down?

* Shopping CAN be a sport...Sometimes, even a contact sport. YOU ever tried wrestling the last 50%-off Wonderbra in your size out of another shopper's hands?

* It's ok to ask for directions. Really. It shows your sensitive side...or something. Besides, the less trouble it is to get to the final destination, the happier both of you will be.

* If we ask you "Does this make me look fat?", please understand... Ok, yeah, it can be annoying...But almost always, we just want a little reassurance that we still look good to you.

* If "headaches" last 17 months, 1 of 2 things is probably going on... Your technique needs work, or she's banging that stripper from her best friend's bachelorette party...Most likely the first.

* Enough clothes and too many shoes?!? See the rule about shopping being a potential contact sport... If we got them on sale, they're like prizes of war. Don't you like to bring home and show off what you caught when you went fishing with your buddies last weekend?

* Don't get mad when we squeal in your ear for checking out that hot blonde when she walks by..Play your cards right, and this argument could turn into REALLY hot makeup sex later.

* Yes, we realize that Sundays=sports on t.v. However, some of us are smart enough to hide the remote until the yardwork's done.

* Crying's usually not blackmail...It's a sign that something's really bothering us. Trying listening and sympathizing. This too, can lead to really hot makeup sex.

The crying part usually works every time. :LOL:

Paisley said:

I can see we would have made a wonderful couple :LOL:

theC said:

Are you saying you cry alot too to get your way? :LOL:

Paisley said:

Of course not. Then we would have something in common :LOL:

theC said:

Why you being so mean?

Paisley said:

Stop it You big baby, you started it

theC said:

I see my magic worked once again. :LOL:

Paisley said:

If you say so :LOL:

Paisley said:

If you say so :LOL: