... your magnet's fuckin' up my radio."

I remember, when I was little, my grandpa had one of those platic jesus' on the dashboard of his car... it always sort of creeped me out, because not only did it just "sit" there... smack in the center of the dashboard, but it was an ugly yellow color, made worse by the nicotine stains because he smoked.

What are some crazy things you've seen a car decorated with? Besides the plastic jesus of my grandpa's, I've seen the hula girl sitting up there, bobble-heads, etc.

Do you have any crazy bumper stickers on your car or figurines sitting on your dashboard? I don't, but I did see a plastic jesus on a dashboard of someone's car not too long ago, held on by duct tape.

I thought I would finish the rest of the song, as I remember it:

"Plastic jesus ya gotta go, your magnet's fuckin' up my radio, sittin' on the dashboard of my truck. Well, he don't slip and he don't slide, cause his ass is magnetized, sittin' on the dashboard of my truck..."

That's about all I remember...



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[This message was edited Thu May 15 5:51:24 PDT 2003 by AzureStar]

Oh... yesterday I saw a car that had those fake bullet-hole stickers stuck all over the driver's side door.

Jesus has just gotta go in general... fuck the dashboard.

AzureStar said:

My father-in-law just bought a used Bronco with the
same bullet hole stickers. They look REAL from a
distance.

Oh, BTW, he's 80 yrs old!

A little discription, so's you get the picture:
80 yrs old, still thinks he's COOL as can B.
He wears 3 or 4 THICK gold necklaces, solid gold
watches, LARGE (tacky) gold rings...and
driving around with bullet holes...

We worry that he's gonna get JACKED wearing that
much gold, but, have you ever tried to reason with
an 80 yr old??? Ya gotta love him!

IceNine said:

Lol, controversial but funny! Should be a bumper sticker itself

- furry dice hung from the mirror.
- small shoes hung on the exhaust pipe
- neon lights under the car

Revolution said:

... oh, what an image! Yes, ya gotta love him! And, no, there's no reasoning with an 80 year old anything!

Heavenly said:

Small shoes hung on the exhaust pipe? I've never seen this... how small are we talking and why? Baby shoes?

For a while there, there was this craze of having those crown smelly things in the back of your car window... it seemed like every car that I passed had one or half a dozen.

Ha! My boyfriend has a yellow Jesus on his dashboard. I think it's funny. When it falls off he licks the bottom and sticks it back there. He says it's good luck, it's the first car he hasn't crashed and he's had it for 4 years. It's funny when we listen to Jesus on the Dashboard from Clutch...stupid...but funny

AzureStar said:

yes, baby shoes. it was probably just in Israel then.

there's also the CDs that are hung from the mirror.
And the dog that moves his head that you put on the dashboard.

CarrieLee said:

At least his isn't held on by duct tape!

Yeah... I keep a pouch that was made for me by an Indian Chief that has a jade and wood bear inside of it, which is supposedly my "sign" and some beads and other things in there for "good luck"... maybe that's why my car is only slowly falling apart. I've had it for years and put it in every car that I've owned.


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Heavenly said:

I've never seen the baby shoe thing, but I have seen shoes hung from trees and power lines!

AzureStar said:

Me too...why is that? There are so many pairs of sneakers wrapped around telephone lines around campus. I don't get it

In Israel, new drivers have to have a yellow sign on the rear window, that says "New Driver".
So of course everybody now have signs that say all kinds of stupid things, like "Sexy Driver" "Blind Driver" "Crazy Driver" etc.

Heavenly said:

Heavenly who is that in your profile?

CarrieLee said:

OMG...I wanna know too...

applekisses said: