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Thread started 05/14/03 12:53pm

DigitalLisa

A man don't have the balls to have a baby

I don't care how many balls a man has, could never handle having a baby. Let's us all just face the truth, men are weak vessels. If a man was having morning sickness, I swear his azz would bitch more then a woman would and us women would sit up there and put up with his cry baby azz cry lol I guess that's why most men get away with getting a girl pregnant then walking out on the responsibilities, cuz if they had to go through what we go through as woman, I don't think men would be so quick to be labeled a sperm donor evillol
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Reply #1 posted 05/14/03 12:55pm

minneapolisgen
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I haven't had a baby yet, but I agree with you.
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Reply #2 posted 05/14/03 12:56pm

kisscamille

You're right on with this Lisa. Men are big babies and can not handle pain or the stresses of caring for a baby day in and day out by themselves. I give single moms all the credit in the world.
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Reply #3 posted 05/14/03 1:00pm

REDFEATHERS

I hear ya DigiLisa but we choose to have children and no matter how much pain we are in, we have to go through with it, of course you can have gas and air etc but I do think if men were the baby carriers they WOULD go through with it if they so wanted a child. The pain that is endured in giving birth is quickly forgotten because of the new joy of life they now have created.

Course I have had a laugh teasing men, saying they wouldnt be able to cope with period pains and when they get a cold they really think they are on deaths' door, but lets give men a bit of credit here too..


Hell, what about all the military out in Iraq (men and women)? Men have suffered for living, freedom, work etc so that is my twocents and I am not gonna flame sexes again


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Reply #4 posted 05/14/03 1:03pm

pimpdoutt

I've always said that the female is the more evolved species
Though I would never in a million years want to be a woman
I admire you all so much
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Reply #5 posted 05/14/03 1:03pm

Anxiety

Don't you mean, "A man don't have the OVARIES to have a baby"?
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Reply #6 posted 05/14/03 1:04pm

IceNine

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Not only do we not have the balls for it... we don't have the pussy for it either.
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Reply #7 posted 05/14/03 1:09pm

Anxiety

IceNine said:

Not only do we not have the balls for it... we don't have the pussy for it either.


That can be quickly corrected:

http://www.koalaswim.com/...gina-p.htm
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Reply #8 posted 05/14/03 1:11pm

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Anxiety said:

IceNine said:

Not only do we not have the balls for it... we don't have the pussy for it either.


That can be quickly corrected:

http://www.koalaswim.com/...gina-p.htm

Holy shit!

I'm glad they didn't have a picture. :O
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Reply #9 posted 05/14/03 1:12pm

DigitalLisa

Anxiety said:

Don't you mean, "A man don't have the OVARIES to have a baby"?

lol U don't have the balls after dealing with me razz
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Reply #10 posted 05/14/03 1:27pm

pimpdoutt

IceNine said:

Anxiety said:

IceNine said:

Not only do we not have the balls for it... we don't have the pussy for it either.


That can be quickly corrected:

http://www.koalaswim.com/...gina-p.htm

Holy shit!

I'm glad they didn't have a picture. :O



for pix of mangina:

http://www.koalaswim.com/...gina-m.htm
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Reply #11 posted 05/14/03 1:29pm

pimpdoutt

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Reply #12 posted 05/14/03 1:49pm

Supernova

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REDFEATHERS said:

I hear ya DigiLisa but we choose to have children and no matter how much pain we are in, we have to go through with it, of course you can have gas and air etc but I do think if men were the baby carriers they WOULD go through with it if they so wanted a child. The pain that is endured in giving birth is quickly forgotten because of the new joy of life they now have created.

Give me drugs. Give me lotsa drugs.
I'm gonna be on a LOT of drugs whenever I go through labor! More and more, and more and more.
As much as they can give me will be fine, thank you. neutral
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.
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Reply #13 posted 05/14/03 2:09pm

Aannastesia

DigitalLisa said:

I don't care how many balls a man has, could never handle having a baby. Let's us all just face the truth, men are weak vessels. If a man was having morning sickness, I swear his azz would bitch more then a woman would and us women would sit up there and put up with his cry baby azz cry lol I guess that's why most men get away with getting a girl pregnant then walking out on the responsibilities, cuz if they had to go through what we go through as woman, I don't think men would be so quick to be labeled a sperm donor evillol


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Reply #14 posted 05/14/03 2:21pm

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Re:A man don't have the balls to have a baby

Is that surprising have you seen the size of a babies head eek
JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...


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Reply #15 posted 05/14/03 2:22pm

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JaneyPoos said:

Re:A man don't have the balls to have a baby

Is that surprising have you seen the size of a babies head eek


I'm guessing actually what his really lacking is the womb geek
JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...


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Reply #16 posted 05/14/03 2:35pm

Blackcat

REDFEATHERS said:

I hear ya DigiLisa but we choose to have children and no matter how much pain we are in, we have to go through with it, of course you can have gas and air etc but I do think if men were the baby carriers they WOULD go through with it if they so wanted a child.


I agree with this, but believe you me, there would be a lot of siblingless individuals out here, cause after they went through that pain one time, they'd probably cut their dicks off.

And besides all that men just don't have the brains to be mothers. As most mothers know, there are no scientific journals and/or instuctions that specifically provide the evidence and that women make better mothers. I guess they will just have to be satisfied with the Creator's design of things. smile
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Reply #17 posted 05/14/03 3:06pm

Anxiety

Hell, I'm a siblingless individual cuz after my mom gave birth to me, she was like "childbirth: NEVER AGAIN!!!"

Of course, it mighta helped if I wasn't the Demon Seed, but oh well.
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Reply #18 posted 05/14/03 3:15pm

mcmeekle

I don't agree with all this putting down men, give us a break!

But I have witnessed two 9lb+ babies enter this world. :Omg: Ouch! It's not a spectator sport!
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Reply #19 posted 05/14/03 3:32pm

Blackcat

And another thing, how the hell they gonna be mothers when most of them can't even be fathers!! rolleyes

Just count, how many people you know were raised in two parent families or single father households?

I'm both father and mother. Protector and nurturer. I can fix a flat or bake homemade biscuits. I am WOMAN!!!

Anything a man can do, I can do too, except be a deadbeat dad!


SO HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ME TODAY AND THE NEXT 365 DAYS !!!
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Reply #20 posted 05/14/03 4:43pm

XxAxX

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not all men are such cads and loathesome bounders, DigitaLisa. it's true, i've met some nice, kind honest ones i think would make great moms if they could, physically.

dontcha ever think what an absolute hoot it would be if men got their turn at reproduction; if it were a fifty-fifty chance either man or woman could conceive during sex i bet things would change a LOT big grin
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Reply #21 posted 05/14/03 4:53pm

Paisley

Lisa why ya phuckin with the fellas again? disbelief
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Reply #22 posted 05/14/03 5:27pm

SuperC

Hate to burst your bubble but in those "BALLS" that we do carry are sperm. The living force to put life into the dormant egg in your body. Takes two to tango and make a baby.
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Reply #23 posted 05/14/03 5:32pm

applekisses

SuperC said:

Hate to burst your bubble but in those "BALLS" that we do carry are sperm. The living force to put life into the dormant egg in your body. Takes two to tango and make a baby.


I think she's talking about actually carrying and birthing the baby.
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Reply #24 posted 05/14/03 5:36pm

SuperC

applekisses said:

SuperC said:

Hate to burst your bubble but in those "BALLS" that we do carry are sperm. The living force to put life into the dormant egg in your body. Takes two to tango and make a baby.


I think she's talking about actually carrying and birthing the baby.


I know she is. I just wanted to add that :LOL: I honestly don't think a woman could put up with another woman while she was pregnant, hell they can't even be friends when they are feeling good. So give us men the utmost respect for having the strength to put up with yall :LOL:
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Reply #25 posted 05/14/03 5:37pm

richb8

SuperC said:

Hate to burst your bubble but in those "BALLS" that we do carry are sperm. The living force to put life into the dormant egg in your body. Takes two to tango and make a baby.


I agree!!
basically we don't have the balls to have one but we have the balls to make one...and besides if god intended for us to have children we could have adjusted

but what about all of those women i see on TLC who r drugged up and screaming at the top of their lungs it's not like they are handling it to well themselves but i guess they don't have a choice right?


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Reply #26 posted 05/14/03 5:38pm

XxAxX

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oh SuperC we DO love you guys. it's just, the baby feels so much better going IN than it does coming OUT.
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Reply #27 posted 05/14/03 5:38pm

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SuperC said:

Hate to burst your bubble but in those "BALLS" that we do carry are sperm. The living force to put life into the dormant egg in your body. Takes two to tango and make a baby.



Thank you for that... We got balls the balls of championss ... the balls to make babies... but like I always say I am happy I ain't a woman...So I can see where Lisa is coming from if you mean the pain and all...
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Reply #28 posted 05/14/03 5:41pm

applekisses

SuperC said:

applekisses said:

SuperC said:

Hate to burst your bubble but in those "BALLS" that we do carry are sperm. The living force to put life into the dormant egg in your body. Takes two to tango and make a baby.


I think she's talking about actually carrying and birthing the baby.


I know she is. I just wanted to add that :LOL: I honestly don't think a woman could put up with another woman while she was pregnant, hell they can't even be friends when they are feeling good. So give us men the utmost respect for having the strength to put up with yall :LOL:


lol
I KNOW how I am when I get PMS...so, you guys do get my utmost respect smile worship
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Reply #29 posted 05/14/03 5:45pm

SuperC

XxAxX said:

oh SuperC we DO love you guys. it's just, the baby feels so much better going IN than it does coming OUT.


nod And i have all the respect in the world for women. You do get the tougher end of the job.





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