MissCute said:

She stitches up her own front bottom and thinks that makes her a virgin again.

I love you.

Cloudbuster said:

I - I - I just don't know what to say... I mean it's just all so sudden.




Oh wait, I know what to say;

I'd rather have my penis sandpapered by Princess Anne.

Haystack said:

You have a penis!!!

he likes to wear bra/pantie combos to work

Christopher said:

Christopher likes going down on pigs.

Cloudbuster said:

he's a straight Christian

That's fucking evil!!

cloudbuster is 3'9 in heels
and likes piggie porn!

Cloudbuster said:

he's homophobic and impotent

MrBliss said:

And what's wrong with that?

Christopher said:

and what's wrong with that?

Love's it when little girls start to get hair.

Cloudbuster said:

Christopher said:

Has mental problems as there are two Michael Jackson's in his profile.

Cloudbuster said:

sorry it must be the odd greenery talk er...typin

Puts needles in baby food.

pees in the coffee pot at work

Puts cling film under toilet seats.

Cloudbuster said:

lol sexy!,

oh yeh

cloudbuster eats poo!

Stamps on the back legs of cats.

heres a selfpicture cloud sent me





btw cool puppet

Makes Sade bootlegs.

Shits in people's socks.

Wants David Hasselhoff to take him up the arse.

Wants David Mellor to take him up the arse.

...thinks Barry Manilow is great artist

Has got 'Welcome' tattooed just above his arsehole.

Has an asshole the size of the top of a welly boot

Is a glorified whore.