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Thread started 05/20/03 1:18pm

estelrinck

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we are not alone

Why do I think the Us president is an alien?
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Hís father and him are the Us presidents who go the most often to the Roswell base where researches are made for space travels... hmmm

He doesn´t give a dam about ecology.. why should he? He may return on his home planet after having taken all the oil. He doesn´t sign the Kyoto act which wanted to reduce pollution ´cause of the Ozon hole... hmmm

All the Republican women have the same haircut as the first lady.. once we may have sent a picture of such an earthian lady in space and they want to copy it... hmmm

They want to kill black people (it has been made difficult for black people to vote on the last presidential elections in Florida) because they want the Earthians divided (so we might fight and don´t notice their evil evilking invasion plans)

Bush can´t eat pretzel while breathing (his alien lungs may not have been accustomed to life on earth yet)

A chief of a troop in Irak I saw on TV has ears like Mr Spok

Colin Powell has a mark on his neck. It may well be due to a bullet but it can also be the sign that he is used to wear a mask that hide the fact he is a green man with 1 eye.

They brainwashed Mr. Blair.

I´m sad: sigh I ´ve always thought aliens were nice..
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Reply #1 posted 05/20/03 1:19pm

minneapolisgen
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headbang
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Reply #2 posted 05/20/03 1:19pm

2the9s

lol

And you couldn't get a job! disbelief
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Reply #3 posted 05/20/03 1:23pm

Revolution

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What the hell is your AVATAR?

THAT looks like an alien...

or an EWOK...nod
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Reply #4 posted 05/20/03 1:25pm

CHAOSMAN87

The president, an alienI wouldn't go as far to call him an alien but 99.9% of all govt officials are deffinatley not human. But i do believe that there extra-terrestrials out there.
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Reply #5 posted 05/20/03 1:32pm

minneapolisgen
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CHAOSMAN87 said:

The president, an alienI wouldn't go as far to call him an alien but 99.9% of all govt officials are deffinatley not human. But i do believe that there extra-terrestrials out there.

Of course there are extra-terrestrails out there!
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Reply #6 posted 05/20/03 1:55pm

ufoclub

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hello.. did someone call me?
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Reply #7 posted 05/20/03 6:55pm

DudeDrops

Actually, if you read the books of David Icke, he says that Bush, Clinton and all of the other presidents have been in cahoots with a race of reptilian aliens that have pulled the strings on Earth since the dawn of humanity.

I love a good conspiracy theory...even if I don't believe them. Americans are no good with conspiracies for a simple reason: We can't keep secrets.
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Reply #8 posted 05/20/03 7:11pm

XxAxX

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i knew this all along. and bush's daughters? they're not twins, they're alien CLONES
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Reply #9 posted 05/20/03 7:29pm

MrBliss

better get the FBI to investigate

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Reply #10 posted 05/20/03 7:33pm

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MrBliss said:

better get the FBI to investigate




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Reply #11 posted 05/20/03 9:07pm

ufoclub

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...fine...

MrBliss said:

better get the FBI to investigate

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Reply #12 posted 05/20/03 9:10pm

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ufoclub said:

hello.. did someone call me?



nod ufo good timing
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Reply #13 posted 05/27/03 10:09am

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estelrinck said:

Why do I think the Us president is an alien?
Well..
Hís father and him are the Us presidents who go the most often to the Roswell base where researches are made for space travels... hmmm

He doesn´t give a dam about ecology.. why should he? He may return on his home planet after having taken all the oil. He doesn´t sign the Kyoto act which wanted to reduce pollution ´cause of the Ozon hole... hmmm

All the Republican women have the same haircut as the first lady.. once we may have sent a picture of such an earthian lady in space and they want to copy it... hmmm

They want to kill black people (it has been made difficult for black people to vote on the last presidential elections in Florida) because they want the Earthians divided (so we might fight and don´t notice their evil evilking invasion plans)

Bush can´t eat pretzel while breathing (his alien lungs may not have been accustomed to life on earth yet)

A chief of a troop in Irak I saw on TV has ears like Mr Spok

Colin Powell has a mark on his neck. It may well be due to a bullet but it can also be the sign that he is used to wear a mask that hide the fact he is a green man with 1 eye.

They brainwashed Mr. Blair.

I´m sad: sigh I ´ve always thought aliens were nice..



Don't forget his speech impediment which is a sign that he didn't fully integrated earthling language (English for that matter!)...

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