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PrintablePuts drawing pins under the innersoles of children's shoes. | |
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hangs around playground trying to offer children his dick disguised as candy...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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Films lingering deaths. | |
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Enjoys watching famines on the TV. | |
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Haystack said: Enjoys watching famines on the TV.
 That's fuckin' funny. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Haystack said: Enjoys watching famines on the TV.
That's fuckin' funny. Yeah, famines are hilarious.
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Takes a picnic to the site of plane crashes. | |
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Likes 2 pour boiling water on retarded ppl's genitalia and take pictures of their agonising reactions.
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Throws babies to crocodiles and invites friends over to watch. | |
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Rubs caustic soda into old people's eyes. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Throws babies to crocodiles and invites friends over to watch.
 So what? It keeps me off the streets.
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Puts broken glass in packets of cereal. | |
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Would 'do' Anne Frank. | |
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Haystack: Orders a huge, 50 course feast. Invites all of his friends to join him in a 48 hr eating frenzy that would easily keep a large herd of wilderbeast alive 4 months...
And then eats it infront of the starving millions in Ethiopia. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Loosens screws on fairground rides. | |
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Writes 'Santa doesn't exist - ask your Mummies' on school gates. | |
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Uses sign-language to encourage suicide amongst the deaf. | |
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Prays every day for natural disasters to befall foreign countries. | |
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Makes jam out of vaginal haemorrhages. | |
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likes to fly his plane over third world countries and drop empty twinkie wrappers down over them... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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Coats the floors of old people's homes with grease. | |
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 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Smears smegma onto the rims of mugs. | |
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Wanks off 80 year old men. | |
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Wanks off 8 year old boys. | |
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Wanks off retired monkeys | |
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Would like to see the collapse of Amnesty International. | |
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Thinks poverty rocks! | |
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Fights poverty by throwing rocks at homeless people. | |
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Superglues together the eyelids of sleeping babies. | |
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