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Printablealthom said: Sticks tampons up his arse for kicks.
Awww...shit! That was for 2the9s.  | |
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Burns their own genitals | |
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Sucks Joey Deacon's toes. | |
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Fucks their stuffed animals. | |
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Wants to bang Battier with a bratwurst strap-on | |
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Also wants to bang Battier with a bratwurst strap-on.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Mugged a drunk midget for small change once. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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Had sex with a gonorrhea-infested dolphin once... and then ate it. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Sobs uncontrollably upon hearing her favorite song: "The Arms of Orion." "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Also wants to bang Battier with a bratwurst strap-on.
Watches Jepoardy nekkid  | |
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Masturbates furiously to pictures of dead animals while listening to her favorite song, "Dolphin." -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Masturbates furiously to pictures of dead animals while listening to her favorite song, "Dolphin."
too young to have sex with me | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Masturbates furiously to pictures of dead animals while listening to her favorite song, "Dolphin."
You two are getting me HOT! Stop already! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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is a drunk midget gonorrhea-infested dolphin wanting to be eaten for small change!!! 
...thought ya knew!!!...  life Sexy u all | |
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Heavenly said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Masturbates furiously to pictures of dead animals while listening to her favorite song, "Dolphin."
too young to have sex with me Too old to show me himself naked... but I still think of it.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Masturbates with a bratwurst while watching Richard Simmons nekkid | |
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INSATIABLE said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Masturbates furiously to pictures of dead animals while listening to her favorite song, "Dolphin."
You two are getting me HOT! Stop already! | |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Masturbates furiously to pictures of dead animals while listening to her favorite song, "Dolphin."
You two are getting me HOT! Stop already! althom had an affair with a kangaroo | |
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Tom said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Masturbates furiously to pictures of dead animals while listening to her favorite song, "Dolphin."
You two are getting me HOT! Stop already! althom had an affair with a kangaroo Tom tried to molestor me. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Battier likes to run around the house naked while leaving a snail trail. | |
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Althom mixes plaids and polka dots. | |
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Likes to run naked through the car wash. | |
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Has an obsession with nude jogging. | |
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Smells like rubber. | |
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LOL | |
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is a fish-eyed heathen...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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Sticks sand funnels into the rectums of children and takes a piss in them. | |
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likes to frequent old folks homes and act as a bed pan...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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Wraps babies up in cling film and watches them slowly die. | |
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Is a great big fucking cunt.
With 12 hairy nipples...
Whilst Masturbating!!! "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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