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How Can I Build A Magneto-Proof Panic Room? I saw that new X-Wings 2 movie and I don't want Magneto blowing me up because there is too much iron in my diet!
I am going to build a new Panic Room to keep him out, and also I want to keep out that nasty blue lady with the crusty boobesses because I do not want her to be my doppelganger, I have enough problems as it is. I am thinking about building my new panic room out of Twinkies and grout, but my cousin Couponita keeps laughing at me and saying rats will eat my panic room if I do that. She so stupid, I'm going to Scotch Guard everything, and I never heard of any Scottish people get eaten by the rats. That's just crazy talk, is what that is. So if you were going to build a panic room to keep Magneto out, what would you make it out of? Hurry! I think I hear him now! I AM NOT A MUTANT I AM BRIAN FELLOW!!! | |
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i honestly dunno, brian...  | |
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I'd build one with Legos and Hummous...that would work! | |
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applekisses said: I'd build one with Legos and Hummous...that would work!
but what if magneto likes hummus?  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: applekisses said: I'd build one with Legos and Hummous...that would work!
but what if magneto likes hummus? Ok...how about Lincoln Logs and cake frosting? | |
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applekisses said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: applekisses said: I'd build one with Legos and Hummous...that would work!
but what if magneto likes hummus? Ok...how about Lincoln Logs and cake frosting? what kinna cake frosting would u use 2 get rid of magneto?  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: applekisses said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: applekisses said: I'd build one with Legos and Hummous...that would work!
but what if magneto likes hummus? Ok...how about Lincoln Logs and cake frosting? what kinna cake frosting would u use 2 get rid of magneto? Magneto is Jewish. Just make sure the frosting isn't Kosher. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Hey relax! You don't have to worry.
If you don't remember, that guard got extra iron inserted into his body. I don't think anyone should need to be too concerned about Magneto, unless you get seduced by some hot mutant chick, in which case, it's worth it. "Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan | |
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BrianFellows said: I saw that new X-Wings 2 movie and I don't want Magneto blowing me up because there is too much iron in my diet!
I am going to build a new Panic Room to keep him out, and also I want to keep out that nasty blue lady with the crusty boobesses because I do not want her to be my doppelganger, I have enough problems as it is. I am thinking about building my new panic room out of Twinkies and grout, but my cousin Couponita keeps laughing at me and saying rats will eat my panic room if I do that. She so stupid, I'm going to Scotch Guard everything, and I never heard of any Scottish people get eaten by the rats. That's just crazy talk, is what that is. So if you were going to build a panic room to keep Magneto out, what would you make it out of? Hurry! I think I hear him now! I AM NOT A MUTANT I AM BRIAN FELLOW!!! 
and tell cousin Couponita she has a lovely name | |
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Tupperware. Make a room outta nothing but Tupperware. | |
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make it out of tinfoil. NOTHING can get through that stuff!! | |
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Lammastide said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: applekisses said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: applekisses said: I'd build one with Legos and Hummous...that would work!
but what if magneto likes hummus? Ok...how about Lincoln Logs and cake frosting? what kinna cake frosting would u use 2 get rid of magneto? Magneto is Jewish. Just make sure the frosting isn't Kosher. YES! It'll work!  The cheap-o Jiffy kind is made with lard, I think...! | |
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XxAxX said: make it out of tinfoil. NOTHING can get through that stuff!!
XxAxX is just trying to set you up Brian! Don't fall for it! Tinfoil is like kleenex to Magneto. Best to use ginger bread and plastic wrap. Very few people or animals like ginger bread and the plastic wrap will make it waterproof. X-style edit [This message was edited Fri May 9 9:50:17 PDT 2003 by Nothinbutjoy] I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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