1. What color socks do you wear?
Invariably black or beige.

2. Occupation:
I'm very busy at the moment.

3: Hair color:
Reddish brown.

4: Weight:
165 lbs

5: Bottled or Tap Water?:
Both


6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why the hell not?
No little Aero running around. I've postponed any procreation until I turn straight.

7: Can you cook?
Toasts, eggs, omelettes, burgers, hotdogs, soup and coffee, plus many microwavable meals.

8. Will you cook in jeans and a tee shirt?
I'll do it naked from time to time./i]

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday?
[i]Eggs, toast and coffee.

10. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Wednesday?
Since I'm so busy, toasts.

11. Can I watch?
I recommend the naked cooking.

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"?
Neither.

13. Will you paint my nails?
If you don't mind having part of your fingers covered in nail polish.

14. Will you paint your own nails?
No. It's not butch.

15. Would you wear my Christmas jammies?
Not butch.

16. If I say I have a headache, and cannot engage in cyber-sex that night, will you leave me the hell alone!
Certainly.

17: Would you play in the rain with me?
No, since I'd had to take off both my hearing device and my glasses, which makes me quite useless except in the sack.


18. If I were to cut your sandwich in half diagonal, and not length-wise, would that be a problem?
You can cut in a Cubist way -- be the Picasso of sandwich cutting..


19. Tomatoes or mushrooms?
Tomatoes.


20: Age?
Less.



Add any additional comments here:
I don't think I'm internet boyfriend material.



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AzureStar said:

1. What color socks do you wear? Black

2. Occupation: Creep

3: Hair color: Dark brown see profile pic

4: Weight: Not sure, don't care really

5: Bottled or Tap Water?: Bottled

6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why the hell not? None, maybe when I'm 30-40

7: Can you cook? I love trying, need to use a book

8. Will you cook in jeans and a tee shirt? Hell yeah, I do

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday? No, I sleep on sunday, hows about the rest of the week instead

10. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Wednesday? Whatever u want

11. Can I watch? errr...ok, Do you have a fetish that I havn't heard about

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"? FaN. Fams r fanatics in denile

13. Will you paint my nails? If you ask me real nice

14. Will you paint your own nails? No

15. Would you wear my Christmas jammies? If they fit

16. If I say I have a headache, and cannot engage in cyber-sex that night, will you leave me the hell alone! Yep, I'd just go to one of my bookmarked sites and have a cyber wank

17: Would you play in the rain with me? Yep, and if it's sunny we can jump in the shower

18. If I were to cut your sandwich in half diagonal, and not length-wise, would that be a problem? No, I'd just ask you not to do it again. Do it again after and then there'll be a problem

19. Tomatoes or mushrooms? mushrooms every time

20: Age? 19
[This message was edited Mon May 5 7:49:35 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U]
[This message was edited Mon May 5 7:52:36 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U]

AzureStar said:

Sorry Azure but I was out of state for a little while but here I am.

I'll make it up to you trust me.

Oh and thanks for defending me Sag.

righteous1 said:

Waiting!

sag10 said:

Hey Sag.

Where's Azure? I think I've got this swept up what do you think

righteous1 said:

Miss Azure is probably at work.. And will probably post later in the afternoon..

If you don't fill out that questionaire, you may lose out!

sag10 said:

Look a few post up, I'm in there.
Good honest answers also.
It's been a crazy weekend, got a mild sunburn also.
It's gettin hot out here.

Sent her an org.note also
[This message was edited Mon May 5 8:43:01 PDT 2003 by righteous1]

1. What color socks do you wear?
well, really it depends on the occasion and what i am wearing. mostly black socks i guess.

2. Occupation:
registrar for an arts school

3: Hair color:
reddish blond

4: Weight:
200 lbs. kinda stocky, but not fat

5: Bottled or Tap Water?:
preferably bottled

6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why
the hell not?
none so far, maybe we could adopt?

7: Can you cook?
not much experience, but would like to learn

8. Will you cook in jeans and a tee shirt?
yes

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday?
pancakes with fresh strawberries, scrambled eggs and OJ and coffee

10. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Wednesday?
well, whatever you like

11. Can I watch?
yes, if you will stand behind me holding me around the waist, and occasionally give me little kisses on the neck

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"?
nope

13. Will you paint my nails?
well, i am not sure i would want to paint my man's nails. might be a little on the fem side

14. Will you paint your own nails?
see above

15. Would you wear my Christmas jammies?
if it would make you happy

16. If I say I have a headache, and cannot engage in cyber-
sex that night, will you leave me the hell alone!
of course... what kind of asshole wouldn't respect that?

17: Would you play in the rain with me?
absolutely

18. If I were to cut your sandwich in half diagonal, and not length-wise, would that be a problem?
what kind of obsessive freak do you think i am? of course that is not a problem

19. Tomatoes or mushrooms?
tomatos

20: Age?
25

Add any additional comments here:

I am a gay man, so please match me with another gay man

Okay Azure now that I've given my input on the "Org Boyfriend/Girlfriend thread here is my 2 cents Queationaire.
Have at it.


1. High Heel boots or open Shoes?

2. Occupation:

3: Hair color:

4: Weight:

5: Do you like your drinks straight-up or on the rocks?:

6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why the hell not?

7: Can you cook?

8. Will you cook in short shorts and a baby doll tee shirt?

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday?

10. What would you cook me for dinner on a Wednesday?

11. Can I help?

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"?

13. Will you rub my neck if it hurts?

14. Would you like body rubs if I were in the mood to give you one?

15. Would you wear my cowboy boots when we engage in cyber sex?

16. If I say I'm tired from work, and cannot engage in cyber-sex that night, would you be upset with me!

17: Would you play in the rain with me?

18. If I were to forget to put the lid down on the toilet when I'm done, would that be a problem?

19. Strawberry, Vanilla or Chocolate ice cream?

20: Age?

Bonus Question:

If things were getting real hot during cyber sex and I got a little kinky would you be okay with that.

Add any additional comments here:

1. What color socks do you wear?

White with jeans and casual pants, gray or black with dark colors or dressy shoes

2. Occupation:

Graphic designer/Sound designer

3: Hair color:

bleached to light blonde, maybe going to dark blonde...

4: Weight:

130 pounds all lean muscle.

5: Bottled or Tap Water?:

I refill my gallon from the machine at the store... i like water that has no taste at all... no chlorine, no plastic

6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why the hell not?

No children, but I do love kids... and hopefully will hook up with someone to make a family...

7: Can you cook?

I like to grill steaks, make omlettes, have even made tandoori chicken...

8. Will you cook in jeans and a tee shirt?

I'll cook in jeans and a t shirt, but why not boxers and a t-shirt?

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday?

I would make bacon, eggs, toast, tea, coffee, slice up an orange...

10. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Wednesday?

How about pancakes?

11. Can I watch?

You have to watch and joke around...

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"?

I don't know...

13. Will you paint my nails?

Sure! Just like Lolita...

14. Will you paint your own nails?

One girl convinced me to go get a pedicure with her, it was interesting...

15. Would you wear my Christmas jammies?

of course!

16. If I say I have a headache, and cannot engage in cyber-sex that night, will you leave me the hell alone!

what do you mean "cyber"?

17: Would you play in the rain with me?

Yes, swimming in the rain is fun too...

18. If I were to cut your sandwich in half diagonal, and not length-wise, would that be a problem?

whatever way is fine

19. Tomatoes or mushrooms?

both in an omlette

20: Age?

I am a young looking 33. But nobody thinks
I'm that old, and they treat me like a kid...

cborgman said:

Oh lawd, that is the best answer ever. Azure, you can't have him, he's gonna come play with me and my husband.


Girl, when are you gonna make a decision?

AzureStar said:

i don't know. i just like my sandwiches cut on a diagonal for some reason.

tackam said:

your husband is bi too? oh, it is so on now

Waiting on Azure any time now

Aerogram said:

You're probably right... but I still want you to paint my nails... I'd probably get quite a kick out of it!

righteous1 said:

Dasani isn't any good. They add sodium to the water... Coca-Cola should stick to pop and not water. Try Aquafina... they're so pure they promise "nothing". HA!

Hmmm... how often are you away "on business"?

AzureStar said:

CAMILLE4U said:

What sort of problem are we talking about here? Depending on the problem, I might just cut it in half diagonal, just to be a shit!

cborgman said:

I will do what I can! The results are not guaranteed.

AzureStar said:

Oh, come on now! Water is water...

AzureStar said:

I guess no.9 answers no. 7&8 huh?

righteous1 said:

1. High Heel boots or open Shoes? Both... depending on where I'm going.

2. Occupation: I work at a sports bar, and hate sports... go figure.

3: Hair color: Currently it is dark brown. I'm going in to get the underside colored blondish/gold in about a week... the rest will be brown still.

4: Weight: I weighed in this morning at 119... (you're not supposed to ask women that!)

5: Do you like your drinks straight-up or on the rocks?: straight up... appletini's, amaretto, etc...

6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why the hell not? Two, and I want another.

7: Can you cook? Yes... that is the one thing that I am excellent at doing. I cannot bake though... well, I can... it just doesn't always turn out right.

8. Will you cook in short shorts and a baby doll tee shirt? I don't see why not... I have that on now.

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday? Eggs, toast, american fries, fresh fruit... something like that.

10. What would you cook me for dinner on a Wednesday? Whatever your little heart desired.

11. Can I help? Help? That's a new one! Of course!

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"? No, that wouldn't be me. I'm not even at the "fan" status anymore... maybe I will be once again...

13. Will you rub my neck if it hurts? Sure... just don't ask me to rub your feet because I won't do it with a smile on my face, if I do it at all.

14. Would you like body rubs if I were in the mood to give you one? No... not really. I'm not one to be in to body rubs.

15. Would you wear my cowboy boots when we engage in cyber sex? Do you plan on shipping them to me?

16. If I say I'm tired from work, and cannot engage in cyber-sex that night, would you be upset with me! Aboslutely not, because, to be honest, I have never engaged in cyber-sex and wouldn't know how to go about it... so this would be a good excuse to not make a fool out of us both.

17: Would you play in the rain with me? Most definitely!

18. If I were to forget to put the lid down on the toilet when I'm done, would that be a problem? No, as long as it's not a problem that I refuse to put the new toilet paper on the rolly deal.

19. Strawberry, Vanilla or Chocolate ice cream? [bb]I'm not that fond of ice cream... so really, none of the above.[/b]

20: Age? 31

Bonus Question:

If things were getting real hot during cyber sex and I got a little kinky would you be okay with that. How kinky can one get while cybering?!

Add any additional comments here:

Will you tell me stories?

ufoclub said:

Perfect! Me, too! Would you be willing to play in the mud and make mud-pies?

tackam said:

WOW... cborgman! You already have a winner!


I don't know when I'm going to make a decision... it's a tough one!

NovaAngel said:

sag10 said:

That is not true, Sag. Dasani tastes like cold salt water. Have you tried it?

AzureStar said:

it depends, sometimes something just pops up but not that often.

AzureStar said:

No, I only drink Aquafina!

You don't need to make a choice! Remember this..


---
AZURESTAR RUNS AN INTERNET GIRLFRIEND RING
1999

Back in those days, there were many lonely gentlemen on the Org. Azure emerged as a sort of "Madam" of an Internet girlfriend rinG that would provide company to those miserable souls, including the then so-named Honey. The service was free, so watch out what you put after "cyber".

sag10 said:

SEE!?


Where did that come from and why wasn't I aware of this "ring" I was heading?