Desperate times, seek desperate measures... alrighty then... here it is. I imagine I will get one reply, from righteous1... in any case, show me what you have to offer...



1. What color socks do you wear?

2. Occupation:

3: Hair color:

4: Weight:

5: Bottled or Tap Water?:

6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why the hell not?

7: Can you cook?

8. Will you cook in jeans and a tee shirt?

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday?

10. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Wednesday?

11. Can I watch?

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"?

13. Will you paint my nails?

14. Will you paint your own nails?

15. Would you wear my Christmas jammies?

16. If I say I have a headache, and cannot engage in cyber-sex that night, will you leave me the hell alone!

17: Would you play in the rain with me?

18. If I were to cut your sandwich in half diagonal, and not length-wise, would that be a problem?

19. Tomatoes or mushrooms?

20: Age?


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[This message was edited Thu May 1 23:31:29 PDT 2003 by AzureStar]

Ok...I'll bite. Here's my profile for ya! No promises for a date though.


1. What color socks do you wear? black

2. Occupation: Photographer

3: Hair color: dark blonde

4: Weight: I don't know!

5: Bottled or Tap Water?: tap

6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why the hell not? I have one daughter

7: Can you cook? sort of

8. Will you cook in jeans and a tee shirt? if you want me to

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday? eggs and french toast

10. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Wednesday? Who says I'll still be around.

11. Can I watch? can you watch what?

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"? Errr...neither

13. Will you paint my nails? Alright.

14. Will you paint your own nails? No

15. Would you wear my Christmas jammies? Hell no!

16. If I say I have a headache, and cannot engage in cyber-sex that night, will you leave me the hell alone! Hell yes!

17: Would you play in the rain with me? You're very strange.

18. If I were to cut bread length-wise and not diagonal, would that be a problem? No

19. Tomatoes or mushrooms? Mushrooms

20: Age? guess?

althom said:

Well, now... it appears that you might have some things to offer.

I will give you a call. (I will also respond to some of the things you said, but I don't want to fuck it up for the other one who will reply).

1. What color socks do you wear? white...

2. Occupation: i'm first in command... ...

3: Hair color: right now, it's brown... next week- who knows...

4: Weight: ... ain't tellin'...

5: Bottled or Tap Water?: water is water... unless it's that shitty ass tap water... ...

6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why the hell not? 0... maybe one day... because...

7: Can you cook? like a mutha...

8. Will you cook in jeans and a tee shirt? yes... unless it's hot... then i'd have to wear shorts...

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday? grits... :LOL:...

10. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Wednesday? ...

11. Can I watch? ... you can even join in... :LOL:...

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"? ... neither... i'm a ...

13. Will you paint my nails? ... sure... but only if you ask nicely...

14. Will you paint your own nails? only if i'm getting some play out of it... ...

15. Would you wear my Christmas jammies? only if you're in them... :LOL:...

16. If I say I have a headache, and cannot engage in cyber-sex that night, will you leave me the hell alone! :LOL:... i know how to handle my business my own...

17: Would you play in the rain with me? does it have to be raining...

18. If I were to cut your sandwich in half diagonal and not length-wise, would that be a problem? as long as it's edible...

19. Tomatoes or mushrooms? tomatoes anyday... .. especially with some okra... ...

20: Age? 22


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who came up with these damn questions... ...

1. What color socks do you wear?-white ones

2. Occupation:being all u know...

3: Hair color:blackbrown-ish

4: Weight:young&tender or somethin' ..aw yeh...watch out now...~!

5: Bottled or Tap Water?:Bottled!

6: How many children? If none, do you want any? If no, why the hell not?-i have zero cause im still a "children" myself... but in the future id like to have a few

7: Can you cook?-sure great cook

8. Will you cook in jeans and a tee shirt?-sure

9. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Sunday?-umm is a Egg mcmuffin and hashbrowns good?

10. What would you cook me for breakfast on a Wednesday?-steak

11. Can I watch?-yeh

12. Are you a "fam" or a "fruity-fam"?-what is a fruity fam? im crazy yes

13. Will you paint my nails?-sure

14. Will you paint your own nails?-nope

15. Would you wear my Christmas jammies?yeh im a clepto

16. If I say I have a headache, and cannot engage in cyber-sex that night, will you leave me the hell alone!-well theres tons of sexualated stuff online so yes.

17: Would you play in the rain with me?-aw sure

18. If I were to cut your sandwich in half diagonal, and not length-wise, would that be a problem?-nope

19. Tomatoes or mushrooms?-tomatos are like great

20: Age?-22 yrs young and tender


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im feeling lightheaded i need to
go lay down


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EllisDee said:

You don't want this one, Azure.

Mmmm...looks like I've got competition.

1. What color socks: Technicolor...and they must be pulled up just under my bony kneecaps and worn with shorts at all times.

2. Occupation: Lickin' my Lady

3. Hair color: Brown buzzcut like Sarge on Gomer Pyle

4. Weight: 350lbs. on a good day--and I wash within the folds!

5. Bottled or Tap Water? Bottled water is pretentious! Ya gotta take risks in life and live a little! What's a few bacteria, damn it?!

6. How many children? One, however, that child does not speak to me and pretends not to know me when we are together in public...

7. Can I cook? Awww, yeah, baby, I can COOK me some fried foods!

8. In jeans and a t-shirt? I think I have a few that fit...I'll even bust out the half-tees as well for full visual effect

9. Breakfast on a Sunday? a big-ole boo-fay of food

10. Breakfast on Wednesday? Pop Tarts or Malt-o-Meal, your choice!

11. Can you watch? Shorely you can watch, lil Lady! Heh heh, letchoo lick dat butter offa my quivering belly!

12. Fam or Fruity-Fam? Is that anything like Fruity-Pebbles? Cause I like Fruity Pebbles...and Cocoa Pebbles...and that Pebbles girl from the 8os who sang "Girlfriend"...

13. Paint your Nails? If I can actually manage to see those toes while bending over my belly

14. My own nails? (See #13 above)

15. Wear your Xmas Jammies? I might be able to be convinced of it if it was a big t-shirt w/ glittery reindeer on it

16. Dayum, I"m tired, gotta take a lil nap, I'll finish later baby!

Supernova said:

hey hey hey... why don't you start your own boyfriend questionaire... ...

NegaTIVity said:

NegaTIVity said:

You know, you're in the running!

EllisDee said:

CAT FIGHT!

Supernova said:

That's what I'm thinkin', SuperNova...

*shakes her head*

NegaTIVity said:

i think we have a winner... ...


[This message was edited Thu May 1 23:23:19 PDT 2003 by EllisDee]

althom said:

where, where... ...

grabs the popcorn...

AzureStar said:

grrr... ...

EllisDee said:

Cuz I got a man!



What your man got ta do with me?
I got a man!
I ain't tryin' ta hear that, see?...

Ya know... one would think that if everyone PAID ATTENTION to MY posts at all, that all the answers would be found there.

PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE!

Supernova said:

... damn you, damn you, damn you...

you beat me to it...

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just for that, i hope you spend the rest of your life eating nothing but okra and tomatoes with guacamole UNDILUTED with sour cream...

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[This message was edited Thu May 1 23:29:10 PDT 2003 by EllisDee]

AzureStar said:

so you don't want grits on sunday, then... ...


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how about spam, then..?

EllisDee said:

Keep trying...

AzureStar said:

well... you don't normally eat okra for breakfast... but i could make special arrangements...

EllisDee said:

What sort of special arrangements? This is a need to know. An org boyfriend/girlfriend is a life-long thing... it's a very serious thing!

EllisDee said:

Evil. Pure evil.



ElSDee

AzureStar said:

... what's your life expectancy..?

EllisDee said:

Who can say?

AzureStar said:

ok, do you come with a life insurance policy..? ...

((Back in full-effect--guess who's back, back again, Neggie's back, tell a friend))

16. Leave you alone for cyber-sex if'n you got a headache? Sure, I'd wait for you to fall asleep, then turn on the webcam and broadcast me pleasuring myself next to your sleeping body!

17. Play in the rain witchoo? I only wanted to see you bathing in the Purple Rain

18. Sandwiches cut diagonally vs. lengthwise? I'm used to diagonal, my mama cut them that way cause she got a laugh out of seeing me go all cross-eyed lookin at it

19. Mushrooms or Maters? I can't remember--but I'll go with maters for now

20. Age? Timeless--for I will always adore my AzureStar for her: personal dignity, honesty, openness, kindness, for playing fair, her sense of humor, loyalty, inner beauty and wickedness

EllisDee said:

Do you come with a 72" television?

AzureStar said:

no... but i come with 72 inches of something else... ...