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MOLD!!! Overslept today, grabbed a pair of jeans & a shirt out the closet, dashed out to work.
Walking from my car to the job I thought I felt a little breeze on my ass but I thought nothing of it. I'm always feeling something out of the ordinary which turns out to be perfectly ordinary (like I'll be in the car w/ a jacket on & swear I can feel a droplet of water on my forearm, weird shit that must just be in my head)... Lunchtime - went to eat, felt the breeze again. I run my hand across the back of my jeans & felt a big ass hole @ the bottom of the pocket, right @ the thigh/ass crease :O About 4 inches wide, 1+ inches high.  Luckily these aren't tight so you can't see too much unless you're staring @ me walk or I bend over. And since I don't work @ a friggin gas station, I'm feeling mighty inappropriate today :X I can't believe I forgot these had a hole in them.  I'm just glad the hole ain't high enough to show my damn drawz!!    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Heheee 
Tell us the truth. U woke up, realised U were feeling real funky this morning and thought y'd strut it thro work 2day wearin your assless pants! 
No1 noticed??? Shame, it coulda worked well 4 ya!
I wouldve noticed but then, I look at every1s ass.
[This message was edited Wed Apr 30 19:15:00 PDT 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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i've had that happen 2 me...and 2 top it all off, it wuz one of my fave pairs of pants!!! 
wishin i knew how 2 sew | |
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What does the word MOLD have to do with this?
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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 Great story! | |
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Hmmm - what about this one; I bought a pair of really cool trousers and when I came home I quickly removed the labels and proudly strutt through the busiest streets in the city showing my stuff. After a couple of hours shopping and shaking my ass; I notice that this shop has put stickers on the back of one of the legs; telling what size you're wearing.  The HQ-er formerly known as krokostimpy. | |
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I just bought a funky pair of jeans that I loved straight away, I tried them on to show my Mum before I was gonna pull of the ticket, my Mum told me to spin around while she admired them and OMFG there was a 4 inch rip down the back of them!! I am glad she noticed, so back to the shop they will go, lets hope I can exchange them for another pair and they havent run out of my size..  | |
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Nothing embarrassing ever happens to me, because I am perfect!!
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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CalhounSq said: Overslept today, grabbed a pair of jeans & a shirt out the closet, dashed out to work.
Walking from my car to the job I thought I felt a little breeze on my ass but I thought nothing of it. I'm always feeling something out of the ordinary which turns out to be perfectly ordinary (like I'll be in the car w/ a jacket on & swear I can feel a droplet of water on my forearm, weird shit that must just be in my head)... Lunchtime - went to eat, felt the breeze again. I run my hand across the back of my jeans & felt a big ass hole @ the bottom of the pocket, right @ the thigh/ass crease :O About 4 inches wide, 1+ inches high. Luckily these aren't tight so you can't see too much unless you're staring @ me walk or I bend over. And since I don't work @ a friggin gas station, I'm feeling mighty inappropriate today :X I can't believe I forgot these had a hole in them. I'm just glad the hole ain't high enough to show my damn drawz!! It's just a case of manic wednesday... "Goodness will guide us when love is inside of us... The Force will be with you, always" | |
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