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"I only want to see you laffin, In the purple rain..." "you can always change your underwear." A piece of string walks into a bar
and walks up to the counter.
The bartender says, "Sorry mate,
we don't serve pieces of string in here,
get lost."
Upset, the piece of string walks out the door.
A sudden thought strikes him.
He ties himself in a knot and
messes his hair up.
He walks back into the bar and
approaches the counter.
The bartender says,
"Oi, aren't you that piece of string from before...?"
"No," says the piece of string,
"I'm a frayed knot."
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What has four letters,
sometimes has nine,
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An ant walks into a bar and asked
Is the bar tender here???
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Ok... Gotta run BUT before i do
I have created the funniest haiku in the world.
Saying it out loud guarantees you'll laugh.
Ready?
"Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!"
good night
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
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after a really bad day this made me smile
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
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.......................................................... Why don’t chickens wear underwear?Because their peckers are on their head.
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One old man asks another old man, "what kind of underwear do you wear? boxers, briefs?The other old man says "Depends"
.......................................................... “Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.She said, “Wear your own then.”
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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[Edited 8/22/21 7:17am] | |
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REMEMBER PEOPLE: ALWAYS PRACTICE SUMMER FUN SAFELY.
DANCE, DIVE, WALK, SWIM RESPONSIBLY.
HAVE A SUPER GROOVY SUMMER!
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
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Thank you for your service! Nice to see you again on the Org! "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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