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Thread started 06/03/21 12:24pm

KingBAD

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"...but that ain't Lake Minnetonka..."

A man went to his lawyer and told him,

"My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay me.

What should I do?"

"Do you have any proof he owes you the money?"

asked the lawyer.

"Nope," replied the man.

"Okay, then write him a letter

asking him for the $5,000 he owes you," said the lawyer.

"But he only owes me $500," replied the man.

"There you go...that’s what he will reply

and then you’ll have your proof!"

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 06/03/21 12:34pm

nayroo2002

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Reply #2 posted 06/03/21 4:06pm

S2DG

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You've gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

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Reply #3 posted 06/04/21 5:29am

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lol

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Reply #4 posted 06/04/21 12:11pm

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Reply #5 posted 06/04/21 3:38pm

KingBAD

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S2DG said:

You've gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

unless you wanna watch em hit their knee on

everything in the room lookin for the nightstand....

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #6 posted 06/05/21 9:33am

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KingBAD said:

S2DG said:

You've gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

unless you wanna watch em hit their knee on

everything in the room lookin for the nightstand....

Why are they looking for the nightstand? lol

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Reply #7 posted 06/05/21 10:39am

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Reply #8 posted 06/05/21 10:46am

S2DG

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A priest is checking into a hotel and says to the front desk clerk , "I hope the pornography on the tv is disabled." The clerk responds, "No, it's regular porn you sick fuck!"

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Reply #9 posted 06/05/21 11:43am

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boobies.

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!

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Reply #10 posted 06/06/21 6:19pm

KingBAD

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S2DG said:

A priest is checking into a hotel and says to the front desk clerk , "I hope the pornography on the tv is disabled." The clerk responds, "No, it's regular porn you sick fuck!"

lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #11 posted 06/07/21 8:51am

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Could u imagine King Bad standing around a lake skipping rocks?

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!

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Reply #12 posted 06/07/21 9:20am

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2freaky4church1 said:

boobies.

Prince Gifs

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Reply #13 posted 06/07/21 2:46pm

KingBAD

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2freaky4church1 said:

Could u imagine King Bad standing around a lake skipping rocks?

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #14 posted 06/08/21 2:10pm

XxAxX

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lol lol lol

KingBAD said:

A man went to his lawyer and told him,

"My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay me.

What should I do?"

"Do you have any proof he owes you the money?"

asked the lawyer.

"Nope," replied the man.

"Okay, then write him a letter

asking him for the $5,000 he owes you," said the lawyer.

"But he only owes me $500," replied the man.

"There you go...that’s what he will reply

and then you’ll have your proof!"

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Reply #15 posted 06/08/21 2:12pm

XxAxX

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