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"this is business, you're not too far gone to see that yet!!!" one man shall be ruler, KingBAD… Hey hey ladies and gentlemen... it's a late start to my tour this year. so imma just hit you with a lil funny i heard... A young blond girl in her late teens,
wanting to earn some extra money for
the summer, decided to hire herself out as
a "handy woman" and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house
and asked the owner if he had
any odd jobs for her to do,
"Well, I guess I could use
somebody to paint the porch" he said.
"How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded,
"How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that
the paint and brushes and everything
she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation,
said to her husband,
"Does she realize that our porch goes
ALL the way around the house?"
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.
The wife replied, "You're right.
I guess I'm starting to believe
all those dumb blonde jokes."
A few hours later the blonde came to
the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already??"
the startled husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so
I gave it two coats."
Impressed,
the man reached into his pocket for
the $50 and handed it to her
along with a $10 tip.............
"Thank you," the blonde said,
"And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus."
okaaaaaaaaaaaay gotta run...
gon't miss me next set....
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
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Hello KingBAD. How's your fine self? Edmonton, AB - 
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Please don't ever leave this place again!!! "Whatever skin Ur in
we all need 2 b friends" |
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Edmonton, AB -
Mod Goddess of the SNIP & BAN Making Moves - OF4S Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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SAUCY!!! how bout you... i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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WHO LEFT??? i thought they barred me... and wouldn't let me back in eem with a new moniker BEN DID IT!!!
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ok... i gotta get ready for my next set... go grab yo drinks joints whatever and meet me back here for showtime...
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Welcome to "the org", KingBAD… you're always on my mind, day and night, baby all the time! | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
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KingBAD said: one man shall be ruler, KingBAD… Hey hey ladies and gentlemen... it's a late start to my tour this year. so imma just hit you with a lil funny i heard... A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do, "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes." A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip..... "Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." okaaaaay gotta run... gon't miss me next set.... Made me laugh |
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i am KING BAD!!!
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i am KING BAD!!!
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato | |
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"Whatever skin Ur in
we all need 2 b friends" |
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Ummm... Time keeps on slipping into the future...
This moment is all there is... |
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right??? what in the fuckity fuck happened there?????? | |
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i did the same exact thing trying to get in bed after my 40th birthday bash. "Whatever skin Ur in
we all need 2 b friends" |
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