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KingBAD

"this is business, you're not too far gone to see that yet!!!"

one man shall be ruler, KingBAD

Hey hey ladies and gentlemen...

it's a late start to my tour this year.

so imma just hit you with a lil funny

i heard...

A young blond girl in her late teens,
wanting to earn some extra money for
the summer, decided to hire herself out as
a "handy woman" and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house
and asked the owner if he had
any odd jobs for her to do,
"Well, I guess I could use
somebody to paint the porch" he said.
"How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded,
"How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that
the paint and brushes and everything
she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation,
said to her husband,
"Does she realize that our porch goes
ALL the way around the house?"
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.
The wife replied, "You're right.
I guess I'm starting to believe
all those dumb blonde jokes."
A few hours later the blonde came to
the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already??"
the startled husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so
I gave it two coats."
Impressed,
the man reached into his pocket for
the $50 and handed it to her
along with a $10 tip.............
"Thank you," the blonde said,
"And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus."
okaaaaaaaaaaaay gotta run...
gon't miss me next set....
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Hello KingBAD. How's your fine self?



Edmonton, AB - canada
Mod Goddess of the SNIP & BAN Making Moves - OF4S
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Please don't ever leave this place again!!! lol

"Whatever skin Ur in
we all need 2 b friends"
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nayroo2002 said:

Please don't ever leave this place again!!! lol


He better not mad lol

Edmonton, AB - canada
Mod Goddess of the SNIP & BAN Making Moves - OF4S
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben
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KingBAD

luv4u said:

Hello KingBAD. How's your fine self?



SAUCY!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

how bout you...

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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KingBAD

nayroo2002 said:

Please don't ever leave this place again!!! lol

WHO LEFT???

i thought they barred me...

and wouldn't let me back in

eem with a new moniker

BEN DID IT!!!

lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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KingBAD

ok... i gotta get ready for my next set...

go grab yo drinks joints whatever and

meet me back here for showtime... lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Welcome to "the org", KingBAD… you're always on my mind, day and night, baby all the time!

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KingBAD

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Welcome to "the org", KingBAD… you're always on my mind, day and night, baby all the time!

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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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KingBAD said:

batting eyes

batting eyes

batting eyes

batting eyes

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XxAxX said:

Welcome to "the org", KingBAD… you're always on my mind, day and night, baby all the time!

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Reply #11 posted 02/25/21 9:51am

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KingBAD said:

one man shall be ruler, KingBAD


Hey hey ladies and gentlemen...


it's a late start to my tour this year.


so imma just hit you with a lil funny


i heard...








A young blond girl in her late teens,

wanting to earn some extra money for

the summer, decided to hire herself out as

a "handy woman" and started canvassing a

nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house

and asked the owner if he had

any odd jobs for her to do,

"Well, I guess I could use

somebody to paint the porch" he said.

"How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded,

"How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that

the paint and brushes and everything

she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation,

said to her husband,

"Does she realize that our porch goes

ALL the way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

The wife replied, "You're right.

I guess I'm starting to believe

all those dumb blonde jokes."

A few hours later the blonde came to

the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already??"

the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so

I gave it two coats."

Impressed,

the man reached into his pocket for

the $50 and handed it to her

along with a $10 tip.....

"Thank you," the blonde said,

"And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a

Lexus."


okaaaaay gotta run...

gon't miss me next set....








Made me laugh
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KingBAD

coldcoffeeandcocacola said:

KingBAD said:

one man shall be ruler, KingBAD

Hey hey ladies and gentlemen...

it's a late start to my tour this year.

so imma just hit you with a lil funny

i heard...

A young blond girl in her late teens,
wanting to earn some extra money for
the summer, decided to hire herself out as
a "handy woman" and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house
and asked the owner if he had
any odd jobs for her to do,
"Well, I guess I could use
somebody to paint the porch" he said.
"How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded,
"How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that
the paint and brushes and everything
she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation,
said to her husband,
"Does she realize that our porch goes
ALL the way around the house?"
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.
The wife replied, "You're right.
I guess I'm starting to believe
all those dumb blonde jokes."
A few hours later the blonde came to
the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already??"
the startled husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so
I gave it two coats."
Impressed,
the man reached into his pocket for
the $50 and handed it to her
along with a $10 tip.............
"Thank you," the blonde said,
"And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus."
okaaaaaaaaaaaay gotta run...
gon't miss me next set....
Made me laugh

woot! woot! woot! woot! woot!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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XxAxX said:

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eek eek eek eek eek eek eek

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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"Whatever skin Ur in
we all need 2 b friends"
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Ummm...
Time keeps on slipping into the future...


This moment is all there is...
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XxAxX said:

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eek eek eek eek eek eek eek

eek eek eek eek eek eek eek

right??? what in the fuckity fuck happened there?????? neutral lol lol

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XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

eek eek eek eek eek eek eek

eek eek eek eek eek eek eek

right??? what in the fuckity fuck happened there?????? neutral lol lol

i did the same exact thing trying to get in bed after my 40th birthday bash.

"Whatever skin Ur in
we all need 2 b friends"
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