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Reply #60 posted 03/27/20 8:21am

EmmaMcG

poppys said:



EmmaMcG said:


In court, I was found guilty of being egotistical. I am appealing.


Yes u are!

Emma, what is the black thing in your photo?



A sword with blood on the end of it.


Just to be clear though, that's not me in the picture. I've stopped using pictures of myself as my avatar because I got a few weird orgnotes from what I assume was an alt account of someone on here. Nothing outrageous. Just stuff I don't appreciate.
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Reply #61 posted 03/27/20 1:38pm

EmmaMcG
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.


I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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Reply #62 posted 03/27/20 1:40pm

EmmaMcG
At school the other kids used to call me "lazy" and push me around.


I loved that wheelchair...
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Reply #63 posted 03/28/20 10:21am

EmmaMcG
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard.


After that, he went downhill fast.
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Reply #64 posted 03/28/20 10:23am

EmmaMcG
(One my husband told me)

My colleague can no longer attend next week's Innuendo Seminar.



I'll have to fill her slot instead.
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Reply #65 posted 03/28/20 12:01pm

S2DG

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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Reply #66 posted 03/28/20 2:24pm

KingBAD

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EmmaMcG said:

(One my husband told me) My colleague can no longer attend next week's Innuendo Seminar. I'll have to fill her slot instead.

lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #67 posted 03/31/20 8:04pm

KingBAD

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At a clothing exchange in Macao
An Indian woman showed how
She truly impresses
Swapping everyone’s dresses
What’s not certain is whose sari now?

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #68 posted 03/31/20 8:06pm

KingBAD

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The farmer in his field was
Describing aches and pains
He said the headaches bothering him
Were “mostly my grains”

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #69 posted 04/01/20 9:54am

S2DG

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Reply #70 posted 04/01/20 9:55am

S2DG

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Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Get out! We don't want your type in here''

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Reply #71 posted 04/01/20 5:27pm

EmmaMcG
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar...



...and the barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
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Reply #72 posted 04/01/20 5:28pm

EmmaMcG
I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.



They just take the money and run.
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Reply #73 posted 04/02/20 5:42am

KingBAD

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EmmaMcG said:

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar... ...and the barman says "is this some kind of joke?"

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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