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Thread started 03/20/20 11:35am

KingBAD

"you've got an ass like I've never seen, and the ride is so smooth... u must be a limousine."

"now that I'm free I let the wind blow me."

Peter is driving down a deserted stretch of highway

when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and

drives on without second thought..

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real

and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him

and he pulls into the drive.

On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

He climbs the steps and rings the bell.

The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit

who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway

and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.'

He is led through many winding passages

and is soon quite disoriented.

The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,

'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit,

holding a tin cup answers the door...

This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup

then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup,

eagerly trots down the hall

and slips through the door

pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks,

and he finds himself back in the parking lot

facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY

THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!








i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 03/20/20 4:28pm

XxAxX

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falloff you did not

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Reply #2 posted 03/20/20 5:13pm

S2DG

Good one!



falloff

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Reply #3 posted 03/21/20 2:36pm

KingBAD

XxAxX said:

falloff you did not

biggrin biggrin biggrin

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #4 posted 03/21/20 2:38pm

KingBAD

S2DG said:

Good one!



falloff

lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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