"...would U let me tickle U so hard U'd laugh and laugh?"

I spoke to my friend last night and

he's doing fine after his accidental ingestion of a mini abacus.

he said do you think people will think I'm weird because of this?

I said don't worry

it's what's inside that counts.

I imagine that whoever put this joke
together was a foreigner and heard
the term, "It's what's inside that
counts" and pictured it literally. And
that's how they came up with this joke.