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PrintableAw... obviously you guys ain't never been to one of the "urinals" that's just one big sink. There's absolutely no privacy. Of course, I found those in American gay bars. Now we have them here. I got used to them. Basically, it's one big "show'em your stuff". | |
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XxAxX said: some days i am SO glad i have no dick. that'd be ...awkward now. having to expose yourself before strangers.
i'm sayin...ks, if i were u, next time somebody comes in and uses the urinal next 2 yours, just take your massive beast and slap him 2 the other side of the men's room where there's an emptee urinal.  | |
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Being as tall as I am, I often opt for the stalls. Usually I have to piss down at the urinals instead of directly in them. I don't really enjoy standing there with a bunch of random folks with my dick hanging out for all to see. Not that I'm ashamed or pee-shy. Just a private guy. | |
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dumbass said: lack of public restroom etiquette.
I once entered a public restroom at the same time as another guy. He lead. There were only three urinals. I was right behind him, he knew I was there...and he picked the middle urinal! Fucking dipshit. if three people are there, the middle one gets used. if not, it is meant as a buffer. so I whiped it out right beside him, took a step back, and peed from the two feet distance. the spray off the porcelin was beautiful, got on his shoes. He looked at me like I was crazy, but didn't say a word. fuck him, if he had I would have turned and aimed for his Dockers. I take public restroom etiquette very seriously, and when it is not follwed I take measures to punish the offenders. RESPECT THE PEE PEE! THIS POOK FAVORITE POST TODAY! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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Aerogram said: Aw... obviously you guys ain't never been to one of the "urinals" that's just one big sink. There's absolutely no privacy.
I've come across them on rare occasions, but only in older facilities. For example, I think Fenway Park in Boston (home of the Red Sox) has them, as does Wrigley Field in Chicago (home of the Cubs). With that said... yes, there is an unwritten code of men's restroom etiquette that dictates not using the urinal directly next to one in use unless you have no other choice.  Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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XxAxX said: some days i am SO glad i have no dick. that'd be ...awkward now. having to expose yourself before strangers.
Ever been to France? I came across more than one setup where the men's urinals were outside the entrances to the men's and women's restrooms. I guess the polite thing to do is just avert your eyes when someone is using them.  Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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sag10 said: What is an assmaster?
Think Thighmaster. | |
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sag10 said: What is an assmaster?
<--- That's me that is!  Some people are like Slinkies...
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Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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when i was about 16 or 17 .. i was at a pub... tripping on acid... i really needed to piss... so i went into the toilets... it had one of those long single urinals... and it was pretty full... i managed to squeeze between these two really big fuckers...flopped out my dick.. and wammo... nothin' ... not a single drop came out.. i was freakin'... and hallucinating... it was a HORRIBLE experience... it fucked me up so bad...i just split... didn't even finish my drink
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KingSausage said: dumbass said: lack of public restroom etiquette.
I once entered a public restroom at the same time as another guy. He lead. There were only three urinals. I was right behind him, he knew I was there...and he picked the middle urinal! Fucking dipshit. if three people are there, the middle one gets used. if not, it is meant as a buffer. so I whiped it out right beside him, took a step back, and peed from the two feet distance. the spray off the porcelin was beautiful, got on his shoes. He looked at me like I was crazy, but didn't say a word. fuck him, if he had I would have turned and aimed for his Dockers. I take public restroom etiquette very seriously, and when it is not follwed I take measures to punish the offenders. Fucking right on! There are RULES for this shit, and people better recognize... WORD KS, you need to post more, you're missed!  assmaster | |
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GoldiesParade said: Im sorry for taking a piss next to you. I will never do it again.
Actually I needed a laugh so I followed you into the john. http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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Aerogram said: Aw... obviously you guys ain't never been to one of the "urinals" that's just one big sink. There's absolutely no privacy. Of course, I found those in American gay bars. Now we have them here. I got used to them. Basically, it's one big "show'em your stuff".
Man! I hate those damned Piss troughs! Ugh! 
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matt said: XxAxX said: some days i am SO glad i have no dick. that'd be ...awkward now. having to expose yourself before strangers.
Ever been to France? I came across more than one setup where the men's urinals were outside the entrances to the men's and women's restrooms. I guess the polite thing to do is just avert your eyes when someone is using them. Another reason to hate France!
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