Your DUCK IS DEAD!!!

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope

and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said,

"I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested..

"I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything.

He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs,

put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat.

The cat jumped on the table and also delicately

sniffed the bird from head to foot.

The cat sat back on its haunches,

shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said,

"I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely,

100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal,

hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.

"$1,500!" she cried,"$1,500 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged,

"I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,

the bill would have been $20,

but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan,

it's now $1,500."

Trust...who do u...trust.

2freaky4church1 said:

Trust...who do u...trust.

i trust erbody to be who they are...

you can tell folks try hard to be somethin...

trust me...

"if U love somebody, your life won't be in vain..."

The owner of a drug store walked into his store one day,

only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner went over to his staff member behind the counter

and asked them,

“What’s wrong with that guy over there by the wall?”

The staff member replied,

“Oh him –

he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.

I couldn’t find any cough syrup,

so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative instead.”

The owner shouted,

“You fool! What were you thinking?

You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”

The staff member said,

“Of course I can. Look at him,

he’s not coughed once since I gave it to him –

he’s too scared!”

KingBAD said:

"if U love somebody, your life won't be in vain..."

The owner of a drug store walked into his store one day,

only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner went over to his staff member behind the counter

and asked them,

“What’s wrong with that guy over there by the wall?”

The staff member replied,

“Oh him –

he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.

I couldn’t find any cough syrup,

so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative instead.”

The owner shouted,

“You fool! What were you thinking?

You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”

The staff member said,

“Of course I can. Look at him,

he’s not coughed once since I gave it to him –

he’s too scared!”

KingBAD said:

"if U love somebody, your life won't be in vain..."

The owner of a drug store walked into his store one day,

only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner went over to his staff member behind the counter

and asked them,

“What’s wrong with that guy over there by the wall?”

The staff member replied,

“Oh him –

he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.

I couldn’t find any cough syrup,

so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative instead.”

The owner shouted,

“You fool! What were you thinking?

You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”

The staff member said,

“Of course I can. Look at him,

he’s not coughed once since I gave it to him –

he’s too scared!”