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"KingBAD… could I make U breakfast sometime?" A man finally attends church with his wife. The man was so impressed with the preacher’s sermon that on his way out he stopped to shake his hand. MAN – That was a damned good sermon, Preacher! PREACHER – Thank you very much but we don’t use profanity in the house of the Lord. MAN – I understand, but that was the best-damned sermon I ever heard! PREACHER – Sir, let me be as clear as I can be. Do Not use curse words in the Lord’s house again! MAN – Ok, but I was just trying to let you know that I was so impressed that I dropped a $1000 in the collection plate. PREACHER – No Shit?
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Daaamnn! 😂
And I thought this was gonna be about food. Btw, I started a liquid diet YESTERDAY 🤪 Fell off the wagon. . [Edited 10/22/19 16:56pm] | |
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Lol!!! | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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We gotta winner. All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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