"KingBAD… you ain't funky at all, you just a little ol' prude!"

Sooooooooo,
Fukkkity fukkkity fukkk fukkk
fukkkin fukkkity fukkkin fukkk
muthafukkkin fukkkity fukkk fukkk
Mufukkka...

"u can call me whatever u want, cuz I'm fonky!"

I tried that... it was a windy day... but when the cops showed up it did not matter.

now that I'm free I let the wind blow me

It's the wedding day, and the groom and his groomsmen are at the altar, awaiting the bride. The groom has the biggest smile on his face.

"Bro", says the best man (yeah, they're all douches in this joke), "What's up with the grin? I know this is big but I've never seen you smile like that, brah".

"Dude", says the groom, "A few minutes ago I got the best blowjob of my life and Brobraham Lincoln, I'm about to marry the girl that gave it to me!" They high-five.

The bride and her bridesmaids enter and take their places at the altar. The bride also has a giant smile on her face.

"Muffy," says Brixlee, the maid of honor, "You have such a giant smile! We're all so happy that you're marrying Brantley!"

"Thanks, kitten!" whispers the bride. "But that's not why I'm smiling".

"The reason I'm smiling is because I just gave the last blowjob of my life!"

now that I'm free I let the wind blow me

A man walks into a sandwich shop. The sign reads:

Hotdog - $4

Hamburger - $6

Handjobs - $10

A beautiful waitress comes to his table. "Miss," he says, "Are you the lady who gives the handjobs?"

"I sure am," she purrs.

He says, "Then go in the back, wash your f%^&ing hands, and make me a hamburger!"

OnlyNDaUsa said:

I tried that... it was a windy day... but when the cops showed up it did not matter.

RodeoSchro said:

now that I'm free I let the wind blow me

It's the wedding day, and the groom and his groomsmen are at the altar, awaiting the bride. The groom has the biggest smile on his face.

"Bro", says the best man (yeah, they're all douches in this joke), "What's up with the grin? I know this is big but I've never seen you smile like that, brah".

"Dude", says the groom, "A few minutes ago I got the best blowjob of my life and Brobraham Lincoln, I'm about to marry the girl that gave it to me!" They high-five.

The bride and her bridesmaids enter and take their places at the altar. The bride also has a giant smile on her face.

"Muffy," says Brixlee, the maid of honor, "You have such a giant smile! We're all so happy that you're marrying Brantley!"

"Thanks, kitten!" whispers the bride. "But that's not why I'm smiling".

"The reason I'm smiling is because I just gave the last blowjob of my life!"

"Brobraham Lincoln"

"I just gave the last blowjob of my life!"

RodeoSchro said:

now that I'm free I let the wind blow me

A man walks into a sandwich shop. The sign reads:

Hotdog - $4

Hamburger - $6

Handjobs - $10

A beautiful waitress comes to his table. "Miss," he says, "Are you the lady who gives the handjobs?"

"I sure am," she purrs.

He says, "Then go in the back, wash your f%^&ing hands, and make me a hamburger!"