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KingBAD

"KingBAD… pardon me 4 breathin', can we borrow some of your air? "

IDIOT SIGHTING.
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING.
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was

that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had

the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said,

'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...
IDIOT SIGHTING.
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office

to request the removal of the DEAR CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many dears are being hit by cars out here!

I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.
My daughter went to a Mexican fastfood and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
IDIOT SIGHTING.
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
IDIOT SIGHTING.
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....
IDIOT SIGHTING.
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership

to pick up our car after a service,

we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic

working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side,

I instinctively tried the door handle and

discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 06/24/19 12:28pm

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When I was in high school, about 22 of us went to dinner before the prom. The bill came and one guy grabbed the check, looked it over, and then asked us, "Who ordered the gratuity? It wasn't me".

True story!

BTW, I just remembered - that was the same guy who delivered the greatest movie review in history! In 1977 or so, he saw "Saturday Night Fever" before the rest of us did. We asked him what it was about and he said, "It's about a bunch of guys just like us except they get laid".

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Reply #2 posted 06/24/19 1:07pm

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Reply #4 posted 06/24/19 3:54pm

KingBAD

RodeoSchro said:

When I was in high school, about 22 of us went to dinner before the prom. The bill came and one guy grabbed the check, looked it over, and then asked us, "Who ordered the gratuity? It wasn't me".

True story!

BTW, I just remembered - that was the same guy who delivered the greatest movie review in history! In 1977 or so, he saw "Saturday Night Fever" before the rest of us did. We asked him what it was about and he said, "It's about a bunch of guys just like us except they get laid".

falloff

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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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