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Thread started 05/17/19 4:52pm

KingBAD

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have you seen her???


This conversation took place between a police officer and the husband of a missing woman.

HUSBAND – My wife went shopping over ten hours ago and hasn’t returned.

POLICE – What is her height?

HUSBAND – She is shorter than me.

POLICE – Slim or healthy?

HUSBAND – Not slim, she could be healthy.

POLICE – Color of eyes?

HUSBAND – Hmmmm, I never really noticed.

POLICE – Color of hair.

HUSBAND – It changes with the season

POLICE – What was she wearing?

HUSBAND – Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

POLICE – Was she driving?

HUSBAND – Yes.

POLICE – Can you describe the car?

HUSBAND – Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0, V6 engine generating 330 horsepower from and 8-speed automatic transmission with manual mode. It has a very thin scratch on the left front door.

Right then the husband started to cry.

POLICE – Don’t worry sir, we will find your car!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 05/17/19 4:55pm

XxAxX

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lol

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Reply #2 posted 05/17/19 5:37pm

onlyforaminute

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The man loves his car.
Time keeps on slipping into the future...


This moment is all there is...
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Reply #3 posted 05/18/19 8:23am

purplethunder3
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #4 posted 05/18/19 12:26pm

lust

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Was gonna suggest this thread be moved to the music non Prince forum.

Thought it was about MC Hammer.
If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it!
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Reply #5 posted 05/18/19 1:28pm

KingBAD

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purplethunder3121 said:

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lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #6 posted 05/19/19 4:29am

KoolEaze

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Some men just love their car.

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" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #7 posted 05/19/19 10:31am

jfenster

i guess Roger Taylor knew what he sang of

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