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Thread started 05/01/19 1:58am

KingBAD

you know, you really SHOULD put on a dress and stop swearing so much.

A Priest, A Doctor, And An Engineer Were Waiting One Morning For A Particularly Slow Group Of Golfers
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys?
We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."

The priest asked, "Say, what's wrong with that group ahead of us?

They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen.

They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,

so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague

and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 05/01/19 5:05pm

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KingBAD said:

A Priest, A Doctor, And An Engineer Were Waiting One Morning For A Particularly Slow Group Of Golfers
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys?
We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."

The priest asked, "Say, what's wrong with that group ahead of us?

They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen.

They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,

so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague

and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

lol

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