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INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: I know this is going a BIT off topic, but my roomate told me he'd give me $50 if I got naked and pranced on the roof for 30 seconds, singing anything by Cher. I told him 20... he and I shook on it. Should I? I'm poor! Hell...I'll give you another $50 if you send me a photo of it. I'm serious dude! We agreed that it would have to be a Friday or Saturday night... I'm more afraid of law enforcement than the neighbors thinking we're freaks. They're all druggies anyway What makes you think I'm not serious! So is that a go, punk? I don't think it's such a bad idea. He said as long as it's before midnight. That's reasonable. I'll just wait till it's dead outside and there's no one to be found!
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: I know this is going a BIT off topic, but my roomate told me he'd give me $50 if I got naked and pranced on the roof for 30 seconds, singing anything by Cher. I told him 20... he and I shook on it. Should I? I'm poor! Hell...I'll give you another $50 if you send me a photo of it. I'm serious dude! We agreed that it would have to be a Friday or Saturday night... I'm more afraid of law enforcement than the neighbors thinking we're freaks. They're all druggies anyway What makes you think I'm not serious! So is that a go, punk? I don't think it's such a bad idea. He said as long as it's before midnight. That's reasonable. I'll just wait till it's dead outside and there's no one to be found!
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i like her shes cool,
she also reminds me where i came from being shes from there and all. | |
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INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: I know this is going a BIT off topic, but my roomate told me he'd give me $50 if I got naked and pranced on the roof for 30 seconds, singing anything by Cher. I told him 20... he and I shook on it. Should I? I'm poor! Hell...I'll give you another $50 if you send me a photo of it. I'm serious dude! We agreed that it would have to be a Friday or Saturday night... I'm more afraid of law enforcement than the neighbors thinking we're freaks. They're all druggies anyway What makes you think I'm not serious! So is that a go, punk? I don't think it's such a bad idea. He said as long as it's before midnight. That's reasonable. I'll just wait till it's dead outside and there's no one to be found!
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Christopher said: i like her shes cool,
she also reminds me where i came from being shes from there and all.What planet did you come from?  | |
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althom said: Christopher said: i like her shes cool,
she also reminds me where i came from being shes from there and all.What planet did you come from? The planet "Canberra"  | |
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Christopher said: althom said: Christopher said: i like her shes cool,
she also reminds me where i came from being shes from there and all.What planet did you come from? The planet "Canberra"  | |
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althom said: Christopher said: althom said: Christopher said: i like her shes cool,
she also reminds me where i came from being shes from there and all.What planet did you come from? The planet "Canberra"   | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: INSATIABLE
. [This message was edited Mon Apr 21 21:26:41 PDT 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] whooo!Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: I know this is going a BIT off topic, but my roomate told me he'd give me $50 if I got naked and pranced on the roof for 30 seconds, singing anything by Cher. I told him 20... he and I shook on it. Should I? I'm poor! Hell...I'll give you another $50 if you send me a photo of it. I'm serious dude! We agreed that it would have to be a Friday or Saturday night... I'm more afraid of law enforcement than the neighbors thinking we're freaks. They're all druggies anyway What makes you think I'm not serious! So is that a go, punk? I don't think it's such a bad idea. He said as long as it's before midnight. That's reasonable. I'll just wait till it's dead outside and there's no one to be found!
How much does the ad space in your autosig go for? One nude dancing pic! :Saw:  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: I know this is going a BIT off topic, but my roomate told me he'd give me $50 if I got naked and pranced on the roof for 30 seconds, singing anything by Cher. I told him 20... he and I shook on it. Should I?
I'm poor! Hmmm... what if he videotapes your performance and sends it in to a company like the Girls Gone Wild folks?  I'm just curious as to his motives...Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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moderatormatt said: INSATIABLE said: I know this is going a BIT off topic, but my roomate told me he'd give me $50 if I got naked and pranced on the roof for 30 seconds, singing anything by Cher. I told him 20... he and I shook on it. Should I?
I'm poor! Hmmm... what if he videotapes your performance and sends it in to a company like the Girls Gone Wild folks? I'm just curious as to his motives...Good God... no, he's my best friend since 2nd grade and gay as well. The only motive he has is to embarrass the hell out of me. For years we've been in a long-running battle to see who can do the most embarrassing things in public. I've been in the lead for a long shot- you don't want to know the other things I've done!! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: matt said: Hmmm... what if he videotapes your performance and sends it in to a company like the Girls Gone Wild folks? I'm just curious as to his motives...Good God... no, he's my best friend since 2nd grade and gay as well. The only motive he has is to embarrass the hell out of me. Ah, okay... fair enough. I was just wondering why he'd pay $50 for 20 seconds... I mean, you're lovely and all, but if I had $50 and wanted to see a nude woman, I think I'd get more value for the money by visiting a strip club. I did a little math and figured out that $50 for a 20 second performance works out to $9,000 per hour. That's even more than I get billed out at.
For years we've been in a long-running battle to see who can do the most embarrassing things in public. I've been in the lead for a long shot- you don't want to know the other things I've done!!
No, that's okay, you can share. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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matt said: INSATIABLE said: matt said: Hmmm... what if he videotapes your performance and sends it in to a company like the Girls Gone Wild folks? I'm just curious as to his motives...Good God... no, he's my best friend since 2nd grade and gay as well. The only motive he has is to embarrass the hell out of me. Ah, okay... fair enough. I was just wondering why he'd pay $50 for 20 seconds... I mean, you're lovely and all, but if I had $50 and wanted to see a nude woman, I think I'd get more value for the money by visiting a strip club. I did a little math and figured out that $50 for a 20 second performance works out to $9,000 per hour. That's even more than I get billed out at.  I'm going to have to start my own business!!
For years we've been in a long-running battle to see who can do the most embarrassing things in public. I've been in the lead for a long shot- you don't want to know the other things I've done!!
No, that's okay, you can share. Let's just say I've made public appearances as RuPaul, dressed in a chicken suit, wielded a megaphone many a day, worn tutus and kilts and danced in slow-moving traffic (with cymbals), got hit many times with a paintgun (still have a scar on my thigh), faked seizures in Kmart, and have committed indecent exposure more times that I can remember. Him, my best friend Sherryse (partner in crime) and I have run from the police twice. I miss those days!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Sherryse and I also had a rap group. We'd redo Culture Club, A-Ha, Wham! and the Thompson Twins and performed in our Drama classes. Such a mixed reaction. People either couldn't stand us, or would follow us around campus! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Let's just say I've made public appearances as RuPaul, dressed in a chicken suit, wielded a megaphone many a day, worn tutus and kilts and danced in slow-moving traffic (with cymbals), got hit many times with a paintgun (still have a scar on my thigh), faked seizures in Kmart, and have committed indecent exposure more times that I can remember. Him, my best friend Sherryse (partner in crime) and I have run from the police twice. I miss those days!
Wow. I'm impressed!
I don't think I've ever committed indecent exposure. There was a time back in college when a former housemate came over for a visit, had a bit too much to drink, and tried to get me to do it with her (she wound up taking off all her clothes and going outside for a few minutes), but I wouldn't do it. Back then I was much less... willing to do freaky things (for lack of better words)... than I am now. Last fall I did go to a rave called "Foreplay" where attendees were asked to dress "kinky," and I almost won the kinkiest outfit contest. My attire was pretty much as revealing as I could get while remaining legally dressed. (I'd just been notified that I passed the bar exam, and I didn't feel like endangering my law license before they gave it to me. )Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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matt said: Wow. I'm impressed!
I don't think I've ever committed indecent exposure. There was a time back in college when a former housemate came over for a visit, had a bit too much to drink, and tried to get me to do it with her (she wound up taking off all her clothes and going outside for a few minutes), but I wouldn't do it. Back then I was much less... willing to do freaky things (for lack of better words)... than I am now. my goodness!
Last fall I did go to a rave called "Foreplay" where attendees were asked to dress "kinky," and I almost won the kinkiest outfit contest. My attire was pretty much as revealing as I could get while remaining legally dressed. (I'd just been notified that I passed the bar exam, and I didn't feel like endangering my law license before they gave it to me.
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You're Fuckin-A right! This girl is Bad-Ass!
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. [This message was edited Mon Apr 21 21:26:41 PDT 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh]  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said:  bleeechhh
 
you know you like it... ...
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INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: Go Jana, go Jana!whoop whoop!  Go Jana, go Jana!{smacking my own ass and running in a circle}
 :LOL:... nevermind... i take the spanking back... it looks like you beat me to it... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: I know this is going a BIT off topic, but my roomate told me he'd give me $50 if I got naked and pranced on the roof for 30 seconds, singing anything by Cher. I told him 20... he and I shook on it. Should I? I'm poor! Hell...I'll give you another $50 if you send me a photo of it. I'm serious dude! We agreed that it would have to be a Friday or Saturday night... I'm more afraid of law enforcement than the neighbors thinking we're freaks. They're all druggies anyway What makes you think I'm not serious! So is that a go, punk? I don't think it's such a bad idea. He said as long as it's before midnight. That's reasonable. I'll just wait till it's dead outside and there's no one to be found!
How much does the ad space in your autosig go for? One nude dancing pic!  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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AzureStar said: You're Fuckin-A right! This girl is Bad-Ass!
see... that's why we're in the same posse... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Yes, she is pretty damn cool.
And because I said, it makes an Official Prince.org FACT!! | |
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ian said: Yes, she is pretty damn cool.
And because I said, it makes an Official Prince.org FACT!! hey...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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ian said: Yes, she is pretty damn cool.
And because I said, it makes an Official Prince.org FACT!! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: ian said: Yes, she is pretty damn cool.
And because I said, it makes an Official Prince.org FACT!! putt-putt-putt-putt... I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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